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    • Under Armour Commercial Rant

    Posts: 900 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Dear Under Armour, Please stop using the unatainable male image of muscularity in your commercials. No one can look that good! It's extremely damaging to those of us who have loved McDonald's and Krispy Kreme while watching TV and playing video games all these years rather than eating properly and living in a gym. Why do you think it's ok to make exteremly tight fitting clothes!?!?! Marketing to the people who use your product the most is unethical. I'm sorry, I'm just really angry at Under Armour these days because it's damaging to my self esteem that people who WORK THEIR *kitten* OFF to look a certain way can get paid to look that way!

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    • Posts: 1,077 Member
      My sarcasm detector just exploded. :tongue:
    • Posts: 34,529 Member
      ....I really need to spend more time in the forums. That one went right over my head. Wait. . . I already spend too much time in teh forumz.

    • Posts: 3,566 Member
      My sarcasm detector just exploded. :tongue:

      These ones go to eleven
    • Posts: 610
      Mmmmm....sarcasm. Tasty.
    • Posts: 476
      Lol, I have UA shoes, socks, shorts, shirts and hat. I'm a walking advertisment for them
    • Posts: 926 Member
      XD lol... I sense some sarcasm
    • Posts: 3,750 Member
      those commercials make me want to smash my tv and burn my house down!!! they are so mean...and they make me cry after watching them.

      why did you even have to mention them? now i cant stop thinking about them and my day is ruined!!!
    • Posts: 408 Member
      I WILL... Protect this house!!!

      They are amazing I love my UA
    • Posts: 4,251 Member
      WE MUST PROTECT OUR BEER GUTS!

      CLICK CLACK!
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      I love this thread.
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      Lift more. Complain less. Sarcasm better. Win life.
    • Posts: 1,455 Member
      When it's cold outside, I like to run in my UA coldgear. Compression shirt, gloves, beanie, and tights. I look like a pregnant shadow.
    • Posts: 2,466 Member
      I look like a pregnant shadow.

      Ok, I laughed at that.
    • Posts: 122 Member
      The problem is you haven’t purchased UA’s sunglasses yet. They work like beer goggles but improve the way you look while wearing their merchandise and check yourself out in the mirror at the gym. Well worth the 3 easy payments of $99.95 + shipping and handling.
    • Posts: 346 Member
      i'm trying to be in their next commercial
      3715777_5671.jpg
    • Posts: 4,868 Member
      Haha.. Love this!
    • Posts: 900 Member
      i'm trying to be in their next commercial
      3715777_5671.jpg

      This is why I buy NIKE only!!!! They like to market to us fat kids
    • Posts: 415 Member
      Haha.. Love this!

      Wonder how long it will take the VS chick to find this and get pissy...

      Long enough to misconstrue it and then fish for praise and compliments because she's having an "off day" today.
    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      New campaign, just for you:

      couchpotato.jpg

      Damn, for some reason the text isn't showing up: Under Armour because you have to flex to reach the back teeth.
    • Posts: 1,455 Member
      show previous quotes

      Ok, I laughed at that.

      so do i. i like the funny looks i get.

      was even better several pounds ago.
    • Posts: 30
      mmm I love Krispy Kreme :tongue:
    • Posts: 978 Member
      I'd just like to point out that breast size has little to do with what you eat or what kind of exercise you do. Even when I'm skinny, I still have D-DD boobs.
    • Posts: 1,459 Member
      LMAO! VS chicky is not going to like this one bit!
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      show previous quotes

      Ok, I laughed at that.

      Me too.
    • Posts: 672 Member
      I almost snorted ...
      These ones go to eleven
    • Posts: 227 Member
      When it's cold outside, I like to run in my UA coldgear. Compression shirt, gloves, beanie, and tights. I look like a pregnant shadow.

      This is the most entertaining thing I've read so far today. Bahaha.
    • Posts: 347 Member
      Hmm, I'm not really sure Victoria Secret models work their *kitten* off.
    • Posts: 991 Member
      When it's cold outside, I like to run in my UA coldgear. Compression shirt, gloves, beanie, and tights. I look like a pregnant shadow.
      We so need a "like" button!

      ::like::
    • Posts: 77 Member
      I have only one thing to say to Steve1686: Yum
    • Posts: 55 Member
      So far I haven't bought any 'real' gear -- i.e., new stuff -- because I guess that would make it a commitment that I could break. If I just buy my stuff used from Goodwill somehow it seems more of a grassroots and 'power to the people' kind of thing. Plus, I can afford it that way. :P
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