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Funny things you say when exasperated

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
"Jiminey Christmas"
"For the love of gravy"


Those are the ones I can type.
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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    FFS

    ETA: Ever the lady :blushing:
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
    "Heavens to muragroid" (not sure why)
    "Booger-pie"
    "Rasm-frackm" (general swear word replacement)
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Jesus Christ on the Cross!

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

    I get quite religious when frustrated.

    All the rest are cursey.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    HMPFfff!
    :angry:
  • rok2run
    rok2run Posts: 17
    Oy vey!!
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
    Mire! Qué está pasando?! I say this all the time - especially at work.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i curse in general, but when i'm exasterated, i add more sylables. ffffaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuaaaaakkkkkkk. srsly, it can take five mins for one word.
  • rowdylibrarian
    rowdylibrarian Posts: 251 Member
    "Bother!!!"

    and

    "Crapola!!"
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Mire! Qué está pasando?! I say this all the time - especially at work.

    Also

    Madre de dios!
    or
    Mielda!!!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Jesus H Christ.
    Christ on a cracker
    Jiminy Crickets
    fothermucker....(when around kids)
  • twinmom14ek
    twinmom14ek Posts: 174 Member
    Son of a biscuit!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    oh and when I start to say the eff word with my kids... I always end up changing it to "OH FOLLY!"
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    **** you, you ******* ****

    all the asterisks are variations of the same word

    i also say

    "biscuits"

    for when i am around my son or at work.
  • MegdKel
    MegdKel Posts: 96 Member
    Cheese & sprinkles!
  • DaBossLady24
    DaBossLady24 Posts: 556 Member
    Holy monkey balls!
    ... followed by multiple expletives.

    Personal favorite for some strange reason lol :laugh:
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    FACK!

    Holly BALL!

    Mother trucker!

    Son of a..
  • sherlau83
    sherlau83 Posts: 30 Member
    i curse in general, but when i'm exasterated, i add more sylables. ffffaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuaaaaakkkkkkk. srsly, it can take five mins for one word.


    HA me tooooo!!
  • jnj1013
    jnj1013 Posts: 27
    Cheese & crackers!
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
    Son of a hotdog and holy tomoley
    Created once I had kids lol
  • Hambone23
    Hambone23 Posts: 486 Member
    Rawr.

    This is a very versatile and contextual word in my vocabulary. :grumble:
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    Mine tend to be quite Shakespearean.

    Something like "mammering pox-marked clotpole!".

    Can't think of any more now, they only roll out of my mouth when I get frustrated or when I am really tired.
    I think it may be because I once memorized a list of Shakespearean words and insults (I'm a geek). Can't help myself now.
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    "Holy Buckets"
    "Mother Father!"
  • EmmaM2211
    EmmaM2211 Posts: 536 Member
    "Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!"

    Or variations thereof (usually adding in swear words....)

    Also "FFS" and "oh my good god"
  • clarechieri
    clarechieri Posts: 60 Member
    For goodness sake!
    Cheesus (my dd kept telling me off for saying Jesus as her teacher says its wrong)
    Bloomin heck
    Give me strength
  • kayl3igh88
    kayl3igh88 Posts: 428 Member
    If a person annoys me: "you great barstool!!"

    I try not to swear so the replacement became the norm :flowerforyou:
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
    Biscuits
    Crap on a Cracker
    Mother of Pearl
  • P90XBowler
    P90XBowler Posts: 152 Member
    I just curse @ Shaun T
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    "Sweet Jesus"
    "Holy crap on a cracker"
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    CO C K SOUP!

    Cheeeeezuz!

    M-F!
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