Funny things you say when exasperated

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  • Hambone23
    Hambone23 Posts: 486 Member
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    Rawr.

    This is a very versatile and contextual word in my vocabulary. :grumble:
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
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    Mine tend to be quite Shakespearean.

    Something like "mammering pox-marked clotpole!".

    Can't think of any more now, they only roll out of my mouth when I get frustrated or when I am really tired.
    I think it may be because I once memorized a list of Shakespearean words and insults (I'm a geek). Can't help myself now.
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
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    "Holy Buckets"
    "Mother Father!"
  • EmmaM2211
    EmmaM2211 Posts: 536 Member
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    "Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!"

    Or variations thereof (usually adding in swear words....)

    Also "FFS" and "oh my good god"
  • clarechieri
    clarechieri Posts: 60 Member
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    For goodness sake!
    Cheesus (my dd kept telling me off for saying Jesus as her teacher says its wrong)
    Bloomin heck
    Give me strength
  • kayl3igh88
    kayl3igh88 Posts: 428 Member
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    If a person annoys me: "you great barstool!!"

    I try not to swear so the replacement became the norm :flowerforyou:
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
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    Biscuits
    Crap on a Cracker
    Mother of Pearl
  • P90XBowler
    P90XBowler Posts: 152 Member
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    I just curse @ Shaun T
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
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    "Sweet Jesus"
    "Holy crap on a cracker"
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    CO C K SOUP!

    Cheeeeezuz!

    M-F!
  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
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    Geeze Louise
    Holy Moly

    I get seriously dorky.
  • dreamsofescaping
    dreamsofescaping Posts: 206 Member
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    My daughter says... "Ohhhh music notes"
    I say... "Shut the front door"
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    **** my life!
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
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    Son of a monkey's uncle!
  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 434 Member
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    Crapola!
    Oh Man! (like Swiper the Fox)
    *kitten* on a stick!
    F@ckarama!
    Fudgicles!

    I get exasperated a lot, so there are more... :)
  • mywayroche
    mywayroche Posts: 218 Member
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    F**k me sideways
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
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    "Are you part dumbass or full?" is my go to.
  • cburky911
    cburky911 Posts: 89 Member
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    God.....bless America
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    FFS and Jesus effin' Christ on a cross are the norm for me.

    I also say "holy *kitten* snacks", but I also use that term when I'm generally amazed or excited. Come to think of it, I use that term every chance I get.
  • innocenceportrayed
    innocenceportrayed Posts: 569 Member
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    Depends on the situation, sometimes I say nothing and plot revenge and sometimes I scream random obscenities at my toaster and trees.

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