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    Funny things you say when exasperated

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    • Posts: 542 Member
      Geeze Louise
      Holy Moly

      I get seriously dorky.
    • Posts: 206 Member
      My daughter says... "Ohhhh music notes"
      I say... "Shut the front door"
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      **** my life!
    • Posts: 284 Member
      Son of a monkey's uncle!
    • Posts: 428 Member
      Crapola!
      Oh Man! (like Swiper the Fox)
      *kitten* on a stick!
      F@ckarama!
      Fudgicles!

      I get exasperated a lot, so there are more... :)
    • Posts: 218 Member
      F**k me sideways
    • Posts: 703 Member
      "Are you part dumbass or full?" is my go to.
    • Posts: 89 Member
      God.....bless America
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
      FFS and Jesus effin' Christ on a cross are the norm for me.

      I also say "holy *kitten* snacks", but I also use that term when I'm generally amazed or excited. Come to think of it, I use that term every chance I get.
    • Posts: 569 Member
      Depends on the situation, sometimes I say nothing and plot revenge and sometimes I scream random obscenities at my toaster and trees.
    • Posts: 428 Member
      "Holy crap on a cracker"

      Never heard this one till last night on the Big Bang Theory LOL
    • Posts: 428 Member
      Depends on the situation, sometimes I say nothing and plot revenge and sometimes I scream random obscenities at my toaster and trees.

      Love your gecko picture :)
    • Posts: 1,690 Member
      son of a biscuit eating monkey

      by the beard of zeus!

      sonna-mon-gonna ( imitating a foreign guy my bf used to work with that tried to say "son of a gun") kinda an inside joke
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      Son of a monkey spank.
      Bahhhhh!
      Hoky frick on a stick. (Rhyming makes me feel better)
    • Posts: 572 Member
      I tend to growl. Grrrr!
      Or I say "seriously???"
    • Posts: 2,036 Member
      **** you, you ******* ****

      all the asterisks are variations of the same word


      I use that one too! F**k you, you f**cking *kitten*! I don't remember where I first head it, but it's been a favorite since high school.

      I have also adopted, "Oh my GLOB" from Adventure Time.
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
      "mother f***er"
      "crap on a cracker"
      "are you sh***ing me?" or "are you f***ing sh***ing me?"

      Yea....I'm a lady....
    • Posts: 8 Member
      I like; "really??!!"
      Sometimes I say son of a biscuit eater or oh my geesh
      if it's really annoying, I say god bless it or a nice simple oh crap!
    • Posts: 3,069 Member
      Son ofa motherless goat!
    • Posts: 143 Member
      F**k me sideways

      I say that too :D

      Well, I'll be tie-dyed and dipped in sheeeeeyat!!!!
      Holy [....] of the apocalypse!!!!!! (the missing word is related to what I'm doing)
      F***ING HELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

      If at someone else:
      YOU TOTAL F***ING T!T-MONKEY!!!!!!
    • Posts: 511 Member
      I say "HOLY S*** BALLS"
      for no other reason than it's in a movie I love.
    • Posts: 2,139 Member
      Holy *kitten* Balls....
    • Posts: 2,510 Member
      OMG you make me want to stab puppys.
    • Posts: 378 Member
      I usually say: "Oh for crying out loud!"-
    • Posts: 1,436 Member
      When our dog, Ozzy, is annoying us it usually comes out: "Ozzy! Jesus!" so now we just say that Jesus is his middle name lol
    • Posts: 826 Member
      mother of troy! :huh:
    • Posts: 49
      Holy Moly Batman
    • Posts: 246
      Son of a motherless goat!
    • Posts: 12
      "Oh My God, this is so big and nobody wants a piece"
    • Posts: 1,648 Member
      Good grief
      Son of a mother
      Fudge monkeys (don't ask, I can't even explain that one)
      Goshdarnit
      Dammit all to hell
      Frickin' hell
      Fuuuuuuuuuuuck me
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