Funny things you say when exasperated

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    OMG you make me want to stab puppys.
    Leave the puppies out of this. Besides, kittens make much better target practice.
  • tishajo
    tishajo Posts: 142 Member
    "You cork sucker!"
    "Son of a monkey's uncle"
    "*kitten*, *kitten*, *kitten* me!!!"
  • EphrataJewles
    EphrataJewles Posts: 5
    Sugar
    Fudge
    Pig *kitten*
    HolyCrap

    The girls at work(if we are not frustrated) is cheese & rice
  • sofakingawesome69
    sofakingawesome69 Posts: 149
    Well Suck me Sideways.
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    I don't say it but one of my friends says "thanks for shoving that up my a**"

    I normally go with "genius"
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
    God please don't let me die today....the devil is a LIAR! lol
  • SabrinaSt
    SabrinaSt Posts: 142 Member
    " f*cking *kitten*! "
  • ChaseAlder
    ChaseAlder Posts: 804 Member
    Holy balls!

    Fack!
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Sweet baby Jesus
    Mother of f**k
    F**k my life

    Other obsenities
    lol
  • roachhaley
    roachhaley Posts: 978 Member
    "god bless america"
    "jesus h christ"
    "ew, what the fu*k"
  • theaimster30
    theaimster30 Posts: 63 Member
    Oh, for the love of PETE!!

    I don't know who Pete is, but he sure does get blamed a lot!
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    I make up words all the time. My favorite include:

    What the schnitzel!
    Holy Cannolis (a good cannoli is rare indeed)
    helloooo Nurse (when I see a hottie)
  • bbrown11764
    bbrown11764 Posts: 1
    Dagnabbit!
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Son-a-bob-itch. My granny (who was from Panama and had a great accent) said SOB this way. Cracked us kids up.
    Cheese and rice!
    Padiddle (if I'm overwhelmed but not yet P.O.'d)
    Frick
    Got down, sat on a bench!

    And depending on the severity of the situation, lots & lots of swear words. Learned if from my granny, who didn't learn English 'til her 20's when she married my grandpa. He was in the Army stationed at the Panama canal and swore a lot. My granny picked it up from him and when anyone would call her on it she said the English words didn't seem like swear words to her... That woman could make a sailor blush.
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    "What the freak is your problem!?"
    "Ho LEE CARAP"
    and "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!" :wink:

    I don't cuss an awful lot, especially not around my 2 year old who is learning to imitate words :tongue:
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    I usually say: "Oh for crying out loud!"-

    This too ^
  • invictus8
    invictus8 Posts: 258 Member
    I don't know who Pete is, but he sure does get blamed a lot!

    Hah well "pete" is a euphemism for "god." Not sure when that came up though....
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "Sweet baby Jesus!"
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
    hahahahahahaha gotta review this later for a luagh


    but i use SUGAR and jawjackers:laugh:
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    "You cork sucker!"

    Oh, yes! And any of the lines like this one from Johnny Dangerously! Ahh, the courtroom scene cracks me up every time.
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    It usually starts out with "SON OF *kitten*!" followed by me nuking the world with as many F-bombs as I can manage to drop.
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    Makes my butt want a dip of snuff.
    Thats bull p****!
    S**t fire and save the matches!
    just to name a few.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    "What in the Sam Hell?"
    "Mother Father!"
    "Christ on a pogo stick"
  • Livnlife2
    Livnlife2 Posts: 7 Member
    Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
    I've never heard this one and I live in Utah!! Love it! I might add Holy to the beginning though.

    I don't usually say much out loud when I am frustrated. Usually walk away if I can and regroup.
  • azwethinkweizm
    azwethinkweizm Posts: 47 Member
    The old Irish: "Jeeeeaaaaaysus!"
    and also "Holy guacamole"
    and "Anyhootieandtheblowfish" instead of "anyhow" lol
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    The old Irish: "Jeeeeaaaaaysus!"

    Mmm-hmm.. :drinker:
  • crazy_indeed
    crazy_indeed Posts: 138 Member
    "Faaaawwwwk nuggets"
  • ClareRae
    ClareRae Posts: 153 Member
    "Holy Frijoles, Batman!"
    "Ya killin me smalls! YA KILLIN ME!"
    "F*** beans..." --This one only around an appropriate audience, of course.
  • Lize11e
    Lize11e Posts: 419
    "REALLY?!?!"

    "OH, HOLY LORD!!!"

    "OH, SO THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW????"
    (yes, I speak to inanimate objects from time to time)

    "OH MY FRIGGIN GAWD!"

    "BLERG!!!!!!!!!"
  • AmberMahfouz
    AmberMahfouz Posts: 316
    Good Fricken Grief

    and

    Is this legit right now?!

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