Funny things you say when exasperated
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OMG you make me want to stab puppys.0
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"You cork sucker!"
"Son of a monkey's uncle"
"*kitten*, *kitten*, *kitten* me!!!"0 -
Sugar
Fudge
Pig *kitten*
HolyCrap
The girls at work(if we are not frustrated) is cheese & rice0 -
Well Suck me Sideways.0
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I don't say it but one of my friends says "thanks for shoving that up my a**"
I normally go with "genius"0 -
God please don't let me die today....the devil is a LIAR! lol0
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" f*cking *kitten*! "0
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Holy balls!
Fack!0 -
Sweet baby Jesus
Mother of f**k
F**k my life
Other obsenities
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"god bless america"
"jesus h christ"
"ew, what the fu*k"0 -
Oh, for the love of PETE!!
I don't know who Pete is, but he sure does get blamed a lot!0 -
I make up words all the time. My favorite include:
What the schnitzel!
Holy Cannolis (a good cannoli is rare indeed)
helloooo Nurse (when I see a hottie)0 -
Dagnabbit!0
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Son-a-bob-itch. My granny (who was from Panama and had a great accent) said SOB this way. Cracked us kids up.
Cheese and rice!
Padiddle (if I'm overwhelmed but not yet P.O.'d)
Frick
Got down, sat on a bench!
And depending on the severity of the situation, lots & lots of swear words. Learned if from my granny, who didn't learn English 'til her 20's when she married my grandpa. He was in the Army stationed at the Panama canal and swore a lot. My granny picked it up from him and when anyone would call her on it she said the English words didn't seem like swear words to her... That woman could make a sailor blush.0 -
"What the freak is your problem!?"
"Ho LEE CARAP"
and "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
I don't cuss an awful lot, especially not around my 2 year old who is learning to imitate words0 -
I usually say: "Oh for crying out loud!"-
This too ^0 -
I don't know who Pete is, but he sure does get blamed a lot!
Hah well "pete" is a euphemism for "god." Not sure when that came up though....0 -
"Sweet baby Jesus!"0
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hahahahahahaha gotta review this later for a luagh
but i use SUGAR and jawjackers:laugh:0 -
"You cork sucker!"
Oh, yes! And any of the lines like this one from Johnny Dangerously! Ahh, the courtroom scene cracks me up every time.0 -
It usually starts out with "SON OF *kitten*!" followed by me nuking the world with as many F-bombs as I can manage to drop.0
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Makes my butt want a dip of snuff.
Thats bull p****!
S**t fire and save the matches!
just to name a few.0 -
"What in the Sam Hell?"
"Mother Father!"
"Christ on a pogo stick"0 -
Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
I don't usually say much out loud when I am frustrated. Usually walk away if I can and regroup.0 -
The old Irish: "Jeeeeaaaaaysus!"
and also "Holy guacamole"
and "Anyhootieandtheblowfish" instead of "anyhow" lol0 -
The old Irish: "Jeeeeaaaaaysus!"
Mmm-hmm.. :drinker:0 -
"Faaaawwwwk nuggets"0
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"Holy Frijoles, Batman!"
"Ya killin me smalls! YA KILLIN ME!"
"F*** beans..." --This one only around an appropriate audience, of course.0 -
"REALLY?!?!"
"OH, HOLY LORD!!!"
"OH, SO THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW????"
(yes, I speak to inanimate objects from time to time)
"OH MY FRIGGIN GAWD!"
"BLERG!!!!!!!!!"0 -
Good Fricken Grief
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Is this legit right now?!0
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