Funny things you say when exasperated

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  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    It usually starts out with "SON OF *kitten*!" followed by me nuking the world with as many F-bombs as I can manage to drop.
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
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    Makes my butt want a dip of snuff.
    Thats bull p****!
    S**t fire and save the matches!
    just to name a few.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    "What in the Sam Hell?"
    "Mother Father!"
    "Christ on a pogo stick"
  • Livnlife2
    Livnlife2 Posts: 7 Member
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    Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
    I've never heard this one and I live in Utah!! Love it! I might add Holy to the beginning though.

    I don't usually say much out loud when I am frustrated. Usually walk away if I can and regroup.
  • azwethinkweizm
    azwethinkweizm Posts: 47 Member
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    The old Irish: "Jeeeeaaaaaysus!"
    and also "Holy guacamole"
    and "Anyhootieandtheblowfish" instead of "anyhow" lol
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    The old Irish: "Jeeeeaaaaaysus!"

    Mmm-hmm.. :drinker:
  • crazy_indeed
    crazy_indeed Posts: 138 Member
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    "Faaaawwwwk nuggets"
  • ClareRae
    ClareRae Posts: 153 Member
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    "Holy Frijoles, Batman!"
    "Ya killin me smalls! YA KILLIN ME!"
    "F*** beans..." --This one only around an appropriate audience, of course.
  • Lize11e
    Lize11e Posts: 419
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    "REALLY?!?!"

    "OH, HOLY LORD!!!"

    "OH, SO THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW????"
    (yes, I speak to inanimate objects from time to time)

    "OH MY FRIGGIN GAWD!"

    "BLERG!!!!!!!!!"
  • AmberMahfouz
    AmberMahfouz Posts: 316
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    Good Fricken Grief

    and

    Is this legit right now?!
  • Erica27511
    Erica27511 Posts: 490 Member
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    Several Italian sayings...

    Not sure how to spell them, but one means damn the pigs feet in Naples. (Don't ask!)

    Edited to mention another: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!
  • ReclaimingSarah
    ReclaimingSarah Posts: 250 Member
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    "SERIOUSLY?"
    "You have GOT to be kidding me?"

    I get awfully incredulous when I'm exasperated.
  • workoutgirl23
    workoutgirl23 Posts: 267
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    For the love of god.

    What the ****.

    what the hell.

    lol
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    "Holy Frijoles, Batman!"
    "Ya killin me smalls! YA KILLIN ME!"
    "F*** beans..." --This one only around an appropriate audience, of course.

    Love the Sandlot reference!! :bigsmile:
  • lorishultis
    lorishultis Posts: 95 Member
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    Son of a Buscuit or Son of a Buscuit and gravy
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
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    i curse in general, but when i'm exasterated, i add more sylables. ffffaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuaaaaakkkkkkk. srsly, it can take five mins for one word.

    :laugh: I totally said this in my head as I read it. I do this too
  • HLeAnn
    HLeAnn Posts: 261 Member
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    I like; "really??!!"
    Sometimes I say son of a biscuit eater or oh my geesh
    if it's really annoying, I say god bless it or a nice simple oh crap!

    :laugh: I thought I was the only dork who said "son of a biscuit eater!" lol I use that at work or around multiple people...otherwise I curse like a f**king sailor. :drinker:
  • doomspark
    doomspark Posts: 228 Member
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    Christ on a crutch!
    Cheese and crackers!
    Give me strength!
    Oh for the love of little green apples.

    Edited to add:
    Holy Saint Agnes on a polka-dotted mule!
  • SelfHelpJunky
    SelfHelpJunky Posts: 205 Member
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    Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

    :laugh: Totally going to use this to p*ss off my Mormon cousin.
  • dlyeates
    dlyeates Posts: 875 Member
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    Hells Bells
    Frick
    Fricken Fracken

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