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    Who goes up the stairs first?

    Posts: 4,251 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    You or your SO?

    I always go after him, because I know if he goes first my butt's getting touched.


    *unless I'm frisky, then I go first.

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    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      IDK, we don't really ever walk up steps at the same time...hmmph
    • Posts: 1,580 Member
      Whoever wins the race to the stairs and throws elbows to get there.
    • Posts: 914 Member
      No fair, we don't have stairs in our house.
    • Posts: 4,251 Member
      IDK, we don't really ever walk up steps at the same time...hmmph
      Maybe tonight you should change that.
      Light some candles, put on some Mazzy Star and say "hey, sweetie... let's try something different" And then make him walk up the stairs with you.
      Except have him go firs.ta
    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      depends if i want him to watch me wiggle while i walk.
    • Posts: 93 Member
      I always go up the stairs first, not because I want too, but because he pretty much makes me. Sounds bad, but he said he would feel horrible if I ever fell (I"m VERY clumsy) and he wasn't behind me to catch me.

      Or maybe it's because he just likes to grab my butt but hey. LOL. I'm not complaining ;)
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
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      Maybe tonight you should change that.
      Light some candles, put on some Mazzy Star and say "hey, sweetie... let's try something different" And then make him walk up the stairs with you.
      Except have him go firs.ta

      Ha! Our daughter (almost 3) saw us dancing in the kitchen last night while making dinner and she ran over and asked to dance with us too. We don't get much mommy & daddy only time..lighting candles? romance? running up stairs? maybe when she's in college
    • Posts: 476
      Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.
    • Posts: 6,171 Member
      We live in a ranch house. BUT in our gym, the weight room is upstairs. He always goes behind, and my butt ALWAYS gets touched.
    • Posts: 26
      Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.

      HA! I didn't know it was "etiquette" but I'm always worried about tripping so I make my husband go down first and up second so he'll break my landing. LOL
    • Posts: 22 Member
      Whoever wins the race to the stairs and throws elbows to get there.

      Hahaha! This is us too! :)
    • Posts: 88
      I usually go 1st. I have the keys to unlock the door (we live on the 2nd floor) and he is usually carrying whatever we got from the store or a kid...
    • Posts: 5,138 Member
      Me, he is slow.
    • Posts: 368 Member
      We don't have a pattern.... but I do go up before my dogs
    • Posts: 2,339 Member
      Me, bc I know he's staring at my fabulous behind
    • Posts: 978 Member
      I do, but only because he takes his shoes off downstairs and I take mine off upstairs
    • Posts: 2,363 Member
      When he is tired of being out all day.. He bolts. Gone. Done. By the time I get up there, he's already in pajamas on the couch with ice cream.

      Then there's the other half of the time when he has me go first so he can pinch my butt. >.<
    • Posts: 1,207 Member
      Well the dog goes up the stairs first, she's faster. But the DH always makes a point of walking behind me, stairs or no, says he likes the view ;)
    • Posts: 6,171 Member
      Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.
      ♥

      Also, etiquette says a man should go first into a revolving door, so he can get it going for her.
    • Posts: 446 Member
      I'm always up the stairs of our building first because my keys are more easily accessible than his. And he's usually carrying our son, so his hands are fuller than mine making it easier for me to get the door open for him.
    • Posts: 184
      If you want to be a gentleman, the guy goes up first. If you want to stare at her *kitten* then go second :)
    • Posts: 522 Member
      Me, because when he's ahead he stops or walks slowly on purpose.
      I usually have to run up the stairs so he doesn't get to my butt though.
    • Posts: 324 Member
      You or your SO?

      I always go after him, because I know if he goes first my butt's getting touched.


      *unless I'm frisky, then I go first.


      Same reason I go second unless, of course, I think I can make to the top before him.
    • Posts: 476
      It's good to see how many of us men have the same thought process on pinching butts :)
    • Posts: 509 Member
      i go first so that i can get up or down the stairs in a reasonable time frame. my boyfriend is chunky and way out of shape and i don't want to wait behind him and get stuck going at his pace.
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      I always let my wife go first so I could watch her hips sway.
    • Posts: 4,251 Member
      It's good to see how many of us men have the same thought process on pinching butts :)
      A random comment made me think of this, but I think it's cute.
      It's nice to see some couples do these silly little things.
    • Posts: 1,078
      I go last .........just in case anyone falls I can catch them and be the hero:)
    • Posts: 104 Member
      I always end up going first and on the way up he either pinches my butt, squeezes it, grabs it. or flat out pulls my pants down!! It's rare he goes upfirst
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
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      Ha! Our daughter (almost 3) saw us dancing in the kitchen last night while making dinner and she ran over and asked to dance with us too. We don't get much mommy & daddy only time..lighting candles? romance? running up stairs? maybe when she's in college
      Any time my husband and I even get close, my son runs up between us and pushes us apart.

      He spends an assload of time at Grandma's, for obvious reasons.
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