chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I get my bra back now?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    It is my birthday tomo. Did you know it is also the last birthday i will ever ever have again, for the rest of my life?? :tongue:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Michelle do you know you share a birthday with my son? :)

    Tell him happy birthday!!! Us Leo's have to stick together don't ya know?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did I tell you that my brother tured 30 yesterday?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can I get my bra back now?

    Might I suggest just keeping it off so it doesn't get sticky and wet with the other activites being planned for you today?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    It is my birthday tomo. Did you know it is also the last birthday i will ever ever have again, for the rest of my life?? :tongue:

    May I say happy last b-day...does this one end in a 9? as in 29?

    time for birthday whacks? :devil:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Jojo, wanna go belly up to the bar with me somewhere?

    Dawn, please tell me where and when??? Can Mandi be the BODY part of our shots???

    Did you know the bar I go to usually is called "Someplace Else" . Wanna meet me and Mandi in 20 at Someplace Else?

    Dawn and Mandi ...You know I will, don't you? I will be "Someplace Else with a couple of HOT ladies..who is the lucky one?? I am!

    Michelle..are you coming with us?

    Pirate..can you please make me an actual drink and give me a good screw against the wall?? Oh, wait that came out wrong...lol or did it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Mikey, you ever going to get that cheese?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can I get my bra back now?

    Only if I can have mine back as well?? :tongue:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Pirate: Do you honestly think your commie earlier was enough to offend me?
    Did you not know I am not easily offended?

    Do you all realize I may be up for the rest of the day , which is NEVER good on a work night?

    Well I am glad for that...Did you know I was worried I put my foot in my mouth as I often do without realizing it?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    It does end in 9....But 29? You are just stroking my ego now aren't you??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    It does end in 9....But 29? You are just stroking my ego now aren't you??

    Wont flattery get me everywhere? Thats what I was told..
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    I do enjoy a good spanking now and then. Doesn't everyone?

    I would love to join you ladies however it would probably be about 20 hours till I would get there. Will you have one in my honor?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Jojo here is your drink...you want it near the wall?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Is it ever too early to start drinking?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Isn't it 5:00 somwhere?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Why is the bar top so sticky?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    why are you lying on top of the bar?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are the girls done with their shots?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is there always so much licking?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is there always so much licking?

    *passes out*


    Should my wife send you a thank you note? :laugh:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Are the girls done with their shots?

    Apparently the girls were messy and made everything sticky. They should have to clean up if they are done playing now wouldn't you agree? Salt and Lime everywhere!
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    OK...who needs help getting licked..I mean cleaned up?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    OK...who needs help getting licked..I mean cleaned up?

    Well, if you are offering, who would I be to deny you?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    my offer stands...will you have a seat?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    My birthday treat has made my fingers all sticky.


    Can you believe that we are out of forks at the office so I had eat my carmel roll with my fingers?? :bigsmile:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    my offer stands...will you have a seat?

    ..............Would you believe that even I am too embarrassed to write any of the comments I have rolling around in my head? Geesh! WTH is wrong with me???
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    hmmm..what would the rolling stones have to say about that...or better yet...confucious?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    my offer stands...will you have a seat?

    ..............Would you believe that even I am too embarrassed to write any of the comments I have rolling around in my head? Geesh! WTH is wrong with me???

    Ok...do you want to whisper them into my ear?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    my offer stands...will you have a seat?

    ..............Would you believe that even I am too embarrassed to write any of the comments I have rolling around in my head? Geesh! WTH is wrong with me???

    Ok...do you want to whisper them into my ear?

    How good is your heart, can it handle it? :devil:

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