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    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Can I get my bra back now?
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      It is my birthday tomo. Did you know it is also the last birthday i will ever ever have again, for the rest of my life?? :tongue:
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      Michelle do you know you share a birthday with my son? :)

      Tell him happy birthday!!! Us Leo's have to stick together don't ya know?
    • Posts: 5,257
      did I tell you that my brother tured 30 yesterday?
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      Can I get my bra back now?

      Might I suggest just keeping it off so it doesn't get sticky and wet with the other activites being planned for you today?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      It is my birthday tomo. Did you know it is also the last birthday i will ever ever have again, for the rest of my life?? :tongue:

      May I say happy last b-day...does this one end in a 9? as in 29?

      time for birthday whacks? :devil:
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      Did you know the bar I go to usually is called "Someplace Else" . Wanna meet me and Mandi in 20 at Someplace Else?

      Dawn and Mandi ...You know I will, don't you? I will be "Someplace Else with a couple of HOT ladies..who is the lucky one?? I am!

      Michelle..are you coming with us?

      Pirate..can you please make me an actual drink and give me a good screw against the wall?? Oh, wait that came out wrong...lol or did it?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Mikey, you ever going to get that cheese?
    • Posts: 1,145 Member
      Can I get my bra back now?

      Only if I can have mine back as well?? :tongue:
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Pirate: Do you honestly think your commie earlier was enough to offend me?
      Did you not know I am not easily offended?

      Do you all realize I may be up for the rest of the day , which is NEVER good on a work night?

      Well I am glad for that...Did you know I was worried I put my foot in my mouth as I often do without realizing it?
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      It does end in 9....But 29? You are just stroking my ego now aren't you??
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      It does end in 9....But 29? You are just stroking my ego now aren't you??

      Wont flattery get me everywhere? Thats what I was told..
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      I do enjoy a good spanking now and then. Doesn't everyone?

      I would love to join you ladies however it would probably be about 20 hours till I would get there. Will you have one in my honor?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Jojo here is your drink...you want it near the wall?
    • Posts: 1,462 Member
      Is it ever too early to start drinking?
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      Isn't it 5:00 somwhere?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Why is the bar top so sticky?
    • Posts: 1,123
      why are you lying on top of the bar?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Are the girls done with their shots?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Is there always so much licking?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Is there always so much licking?

      *passes out*


      Should my wife send you a thank you note? :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      Are the girls done with their shots?

      Apparently the girls were messy and made everything sticky. They should have to clean up if they are done playing now wouldn't you agree? Salt and Lime everywhere!
    • Posts: 1,123
      OK...who needs help getting licked..I mean cleaned up?
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      OK...who needs help getting licked..I mean cleaned up?

      Well, if you are offering, who would I be to deny you?
    • Posts: 1,123
      my offer stands...will you have a seat?
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      My birthday treat has made my fingers all sticky.


      Can you believe that we are out of forks at the office so I had eat my carmel roll with my fingers?? :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
      my offer stands...will you have a seat?

      ..............Would you believe that even I am too embarrassed to write any of the comments I have rolling around in my head? Geesh! WTH is wrong with me???
    • Posts: 1,123
      hmmm..what would the rolling stones have to say about that...or better yet...confucious?
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      ..............Would you believe that even I am too embarrassed to write any of the comments I have rolling around in my head? Geesh! WTH is wrong with me???

      Ok...do you want to whisper them into my ear?
    • Posts: 1,239 Member
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      Ok...do you want to whisper them into my ear?

      How good is your heart, can it handle it? :devil:
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