Most epic lines from a movie

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  • moreno89
    moreno89 Posts: 210 Member
    These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!



    -superstar lol
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    alright Hamilton!
  • skwhatley
    skwhatley Posts: 156 Member
    Chris: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
    Mitch: No...
    Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

    Awesome! Haven't seen Real Genius in years!
  • skwhatley
    skwhatley Posts: 156 Member
    You're white? You're Ben Affleck. -Role Models
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
    Ed Masry: What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
    Erin Brockovich: They're called boobs, Ed.
  • Fieldsy
    Fieldsy Posts: 1,105 Member
    In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the ****ing rake.

    Edward Norton, Rounders
  • Bearman45
    Bearman45 Posts: 46
    "What's my name? SAY MY NAME, *****!" - Michelle to Jim - American Pie
  • GypsysBloodRose26
    GypsysBloodRose26 Posts: 341 Member
    "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Yes, it will, won't it, precious. It will get the hose again. Now it places the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. Put the f%#&*ng lotion in the basket!"
  • SmudgerSmithRhino
    SmudgerSmithRhino Posts: 96
    "Get away from her you b1tch" - Ripley in Aliens

    "Well you royally pissed me off and I ain't going to play with you at Pacific Playland" - Zombieland


    And one line that I cannot stand is in Aliens when Newt says, "they mostly come out at nights, mostly"! arrgghhh!!
  • lOvEly805
    lOvEly805 Posts: 20
    Can you think of one specific time when you were really shallow?

    Oh yeah.

    Okay. DEVILS COME OUT!!!

    what the h*ll was that, banana hands????

    Shallow hal ahh lol
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    " I would like to apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of."
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,982 Member
    From ALIENS

    Ripley: This little girl survived with no training and no weapons!!!!

    Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?!!!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • dewrail
    dewrail Posts: 3 Member
    REAL GENIUS

    You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

    Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

    "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

    Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

    I LOVE THAT MOVIE!


    The Rock: (Mason) Welcome to the Rock.

    Star Wars- Empire Strikes Back: (Yoda) Do or Do not...There is no try.

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: (Salah) You named after the doooog!
    ( Indy) I have fond memories of that dog.
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
    I might get picked on because this is such a chick flick but oh well, it's my favorite part, even if it's not "epic"...

    "So, it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want YOU. I want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday." *sigh*

    The Notebook :P

    "It wasn't over. And it's STILL not over"

    siiiiigh
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Maurice Bendrix: You have to understand. I'm jealous of everything that moves. I'm jealous of the rain!
    Maurice Bendrix: I'm jealous of this stocking.
    Sarah Miles: Why?
    Maurice Bendrix: Because it does what I can't. Kisses your whole leg. And I'm jealous of this button.
    Sarah Miles: Poor, innocent button.
    Maurice Bendrix: It's not innocent at all. It's with you all day. I'm not.
    Sarah Miles: I suppose you're jealous of my shoes?
    Maurice Bendrix: Yes.
    Sarah Miles: Why?
    Maurice Bendrix: Because they'll take you away from me.

    - End of Affairs
  • DOElston
    DOElston Posts: 102
    "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
    "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    We're going to need a bigger boat
  • Pimpmonkey
    Pimpmonkey Posts: 566
    I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!

    Supertroopers is still the best, though.
  • DollyMiel
    DollyMiel Posts: 377 Member
    Vincent (Tom Cruise): Yo homie. Is that my briefcase?
    [Collateral]

    Perry (Val Kilmer): Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
    Harry (Robert Downey Jr.): A picture of me?
    Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you f--king are!
    [Kiss Kiss Bang Bang]
  • HeatherLeahxx
    HeatherLeahxx Posts: 156 Member
    From 'Taken'

    Liam Neeson!!!

    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. "

    by far one of the greatest :drinker:
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. - Veronica "Heathers" in fact that whole movie is FULL of 'em

    Lloyd Dobler: Why can't you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?"
    Constance: Gee, it's easy.
    Lloyd Dobler: I am looking for a dare to be great situation.
    Lloyd Dobler: Do you need someone or do you need me ..... I don't care

    - Say Anything

    Johnny: Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold. The Outsiders

    ... I could go on

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