Turned on by self

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  • pdj1220
    pdj1220 Posts: 175
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way
    Is it weird that I'm a guy, but love you in a lesbian way?:devil:
  • blackgirlfit
    blackgirlfit Posts: 120 Member
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    Lmbooooooooo I love this thread
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,167 Member
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    when i look at myself in the mirror, i get a stiffy
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
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    I am a sexy man beast. I can't wait to lose another 62.5 lbs and I will be a WICKED SUPER SEXY MAN BEAST! :bigsmile:
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
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    Only if I'm in fancy dress, looking in a mirror, wearing a mask and not recognising it's a mirror.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way
    Is it weird that I'm a guy, but love you in a lesbian way?:devil:

    How is that possible? Drag maybe? I think you'd look great in purple...
  • pdj1220
    pdj1220 Posts: 175
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way
    Is it weird that I'm a guy, but love you in a lesbian way?:devil:

    How is that possible? Drag maybe? I think you'd look great in purple...
    Never thought about drag. I suppose the bald head would make fitting the wig easier! lol
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    When I walk by a mirror and glance at myself, I say "damn you look good, no homo" making it ok to say

    LOL
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    you turn me on...
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
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    I'D HIT IT
  • Drussander
    Drussander Posts: 266 Member
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    No, I've been with myself since I was born so I don't get turned on by own image. I still respect myself though. Familiarity breeds contempt I think....LOL.
  • tata2g3
    tata2g3 Posts: 90 Member
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?

    Lmao! Too funny!
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?

    :drinker: Cheers on that..

    auditioning the finger puppets? :devil:
  • gshoemaker06
    gshoemaker06 Posts: 264 Member
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?

    Nope, I'm not incredibly familiar with intelligent chick-*kitten* alternatives. Does "double click the mouse" imply females love nerdy PC gaming types?
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    That's a two-way mirror and there's a camera on the other side. By the way, your mirror could use a bit of Windex. :bigsmile:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Nope...can't say the current me turns me on.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
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    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I'd f^(k me.
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