The LAST thing you'd want to wake up to in your room...

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  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
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    My boss calling/texting me before work ugh lol
  • marthathebear
    marthathebear Posts: 498
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    a man standing over me with a knife


    Me too!
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
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    Velociraptor. I'd lose my ****. For realz.
  • BandForAlyAnne
    BandForAlyAnne Posts: 321 Member
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    scorpions, spiders, dog puke, dog crap, septic backup in my shower...all things i have found before. ****ing disgusting. this post makes it sound like i live in a shack. ugh. gladly these things can be counted on my fingers. not bad for living here 8 years.
  • gmpuggles
    gmpuggles Posts: 137 Member
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    Opossums and skunks.
  • MrsMangler
    MrsMangler Posts: 63 Member
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    Someone waking me up minutes before me alarm actually goes off.
  • Chipmunk222
    Chipmunk222 Posts: 240 Member
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    A spider... one of those BIG brown ones... like the one who's lost in my daughters room (UGH)
    My EX... yep gotta vote for that...
    A clown.... I would die... (but don't tell my husband, lol)
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,143 Member
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    My ex husband.

    ETA - Although I have a feeling my b/f would probably get a kick out of that.
  • jazzedorange
    jazzedorange Posts: 184 Member
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    John Goodman in lingerie reciting all the lines from the Big Lebowski in a sexy voice. But the Geico panther was good too.
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Mom? Is that you? *rubs eyes* Damn the circus life....
  • Chezzie71
    Chezzie71 Posts: 36 Member
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    My Ex LOL....xxx
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
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    Albino dwarfs
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Our cat coming in in the middle of the night with a live mouse

    My old cat used to do this regularly. I learnt to ignore it as the last thing you would want to do is spook the cat so he dropped the mouse.

    I had a friend whose cat brought a duck into the house, don't think it got as far as the bedroom though.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    a bedbug - still having nightmares from a past infestation.
  • AlexJourneyHall
    AlexJourneyHall Posts: 137 Member
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    How about a top 5?

    5. Humongous Spider crawling on me
    4. A dead person beside me
    3. Being paralyzed
    2. A rapist/murderer/ mobster(or any other type of notoriously evil person)/psycho
    1.A Monster/Dinosaur/ or anything from a horror movie
  • davert123
    davert123 Posts: 1,568 Member
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    Maggie Thatcher with no cloths on
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
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    a man standing over me with a knife

    this. my fiance and i woke up to the window cleaner (we live in a highrise) in our window. seeing a large man in the window completely startles you!!!!!!!!!!! we both almost died.
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
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    a bedbug - still having nightmares from a past infestation.

    and this. i work in a shelter so am really careful. but whenever i see a black fluff.
  • srslycolette
    srslycolette Posts: 40 Member
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    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.

    Woowww...
    Or just Elmo. period. He's terrifying.
  • Freyja2023
    Freyja2023 Posts: 158 Member
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    Zombie!!

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