The LAST thing you'd want to wake up to in your room...

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  • LilacDaffodil
    LilacDaffodil Posts: 148 Member
    I have woken up to find a complete stranger (man) sat next to my bed watching me sleep. I lived way out in the countryside too, so screaming wouldn't have helped. Turned out he'd come to visit my housemate, found the front door unlocked and let himself in. Managed to persuade him to go and put the kettle on then blocked my bedroom door til my houemate got back. She never left the door unlocked after that.

    Also been waken by a very loud scratching which turned out to be a humongous spider millimetres from my nose climbing up the wall.

    Definitely don't want to repeat either of those experiences!
  • vettle
    vettle Posts: 621 Member
    A spider crawling on my face.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.

    Sidesteal FTW!
  • rachelbethany
    rachelbethany Posts: 211 Member
    i hate those dreams where you cant move and cant wake up - terrifying. I think I saw that tv show Twin Peaks one too many times...that dude Bob or whoever it was with the stringy hair that killed Laura showed up in my dreams the other night hiding in my closet waiting to kill me, three times. ugh.

    THIS! Definitely Bob. I'm a Twin Peaks freak.
  • dvnjustina
    dvnjustina Posts: 114 Member
    A bat or stinkbugs. Especially the stinkbugs. Nothing like waking up in the middle of the night with one crawling on you, and you can't swat it because it will release it's defensive smell.
  • drwgal
    drwgal Posts: 66
    I have to go with the Ex thing too! I would hate to wake up and find him in the house, however....I don't think anyone would get past the front door with my Saint Bernard :)

    Besides the ex...I think I would have to say a fire or some other type of natural disaster.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    A chainsaw weilding bearsharctopus wearing a Dr. Frankenfurter cosplay.

    Actually, If it was the VERY last thing I'd see since it was going to kill me, that would be pretty cool.
  • myth4ever
    myth4ever Posts: 372
    The guy from the Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock's Shadow
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    a stranger
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Armed police bursting through my bedroom door
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I haven't seen this photo as I cannot google for the images myself because I have panic attacks even from the pictures... but a friend of mine tells me I would die if I did so.... If this was in my room when I woke up I would probably pee myself and then die of a heart attack or something.

    evil-clown.jpg

    Oh ****t

    I have to agree with this one.

    I'm not fond of termites or roaches either.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    A mouse, or a bat flying around. *shudders*
  • camelothosting
    camelothosting Posts: 60 Member
    thats simple,.

    MY EX WIFE.... I did that long enough,
  • machinka33
    machinka33 Posts: 2
    True story ....a scorpion on my pillow inches from my head inside my bedroom ....downfall when living in Arizona !!
  • wymanic
    wymanic Posts: 62 Member
    Zombie!!
    Awww You stole mine! Guess great minds think alike! Zombie Apocaylpse---Walking dead or 25 Days Later style!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
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  • pikselinka
    pikselinka Posts: 154 Member
    This is going to be drastic:

    Number one thing I'd HATE to wake up to ... clothes on my face that have puke all over ... otherwise not mine pets (not allowed in my room).
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    Definitely my soon to be ex...even fully clothed would be the last thing...UGH!
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
    A man OTHER than my husband, lol.
  • PhotogNerd
    PhotogNerd Posts: 420 Member
    A psycho with a knife standing over me might be high on that list.

    Zombie about to rip open my flesh.

    Aliens....
  • gentlebreeze2
    gentlebreeze2 Posts: 450 Member
    My ex standing over me at 3 oclock in the morning watching me sleep... oh wait, that really happened.

    How about this... anything to do with a spider. For years I had recurring giant spider dreams the size of a human.
  • cole_carter
    cole_carter Posts: 174 Member
    I haven't seen this photo as I cannot google for the images myself because I have panic attacks even from the pictures... but a friend of mine tells me I would die if I did so.... If this was in my room when I woke up I would probably pee myself and then die of a heart attack or something.

    evil-clown.jpg

    Oh ****t
    wow ... that is scary.... I am now traumatized
  • cole_carter
    cole_carter Posts: 174 Member
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    not as bad as the clown but this would not be fun .... BTW ... how big is this guy? If dinnerplate size .. that it would be close to clown scary
  • DarlingThief
    DarlingThief Posts: 78 Member
    That doctor splicer that shows up out of nowhere in the fog filled Painless Dental room in Bioshock. Seriously, he's just chilling behind you but it's scary as f*&k.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Any type of spider. I'd rather have a snake than a spider. Seriously.
  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
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  • Sharon_73
    Sharon_73 Posts: 189 Member
    My ex-husband. Or a snake. Wait....they are the same! LOL
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreet making out, while the VT marching band plays "stick it in, stick it in, stick it in"
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Umm, rapist or murderer.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    My ex-husband. Or a snake. Wait....they are the same! LOL
    Hahahahahaha!

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