bachlorette party suggetions?????

For my friend's bachelorette party, they hired a male stripper named Anaconda........and I assume an explanation is not necessary!!!

When I was a stripper I went by the name 'Tadpole' :indifferent:


I didn't get a whole lot of work for some reason.....



(God, I already regret posting that.....)



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They stapled condoms to my veil I had to wear!!! one for every size from "anacondas"to "tadpoles" aka sgtvincible. The funner the party the better!!!! and I am loving all the ideas so far.

Ouch.

Sheesh the things I will do for a laugh.




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my friends gave me fun little bridesmaid stuff. I had a red veil with devil horns to wear and a stick that had feathers on one side, and a whip on the other! I ended up whipping everyone in sight after too many cocktails and eventually broke the whip on a cop.... luckily, small town cops have a sense of humor and didn't taze me to death.

We also had a checklist (have a guy draw a pic on the small of your back, have a guy named *husband's name* buy you a drink, show some strangers your "O" face....)

And, someone gave me a candy necklace and the candies were shaped like penises. I had strangers biting on my neck all night! Hilarious! Have fun, and remember to do things that SHE will like to do, not what the crowd will want her to do...

Well for my bachlor party I have the perfect plan.... All my clan and her clan are planning on going up to vegas, going out to some nice resturant for dinner, maybe go see a show. Then well probably part ways for awhile, go get a little crazy and of course drunk as a sailor ( its vegas, and my buds and I havent all been togeter at once in years!) then when the sun comes up I can go back to my fiance as "Anaconda" that evening, and get lucky! I figure why go home empty handed when you don't have to.

We love vegas, and its not the same without her there( cue the ews and awes ) being thats where we actually became "offical" after meeting in maui, then I flew out to see her a month later to goto my first "seaworld". Yea Im not going to put you all through the coals of hearing my little lottery, I mean romance.

Frankly I really don't care for strippers, I've been to a strip club twice, Both time were right before I went to Iraq and other places overseas and it just leaves me with an empty feeling. My last experience was terrible, I'm glad I was drunk and just bar hopping. I'm not for kissing a random girl when going out already as thats in my book wrong ( I'm old fashioned I guess ) and shes the same way, she can goto strip clubs all she wants I don't care, as long as she saves some bills for mea the the end of the night

I would do what ever falls in line with your style that is not going to make you feel akward. I am sure I will end up at a strip club sometime through the night, but not really by choice, just going with the whole group. Im all about eatting ( why Im on this website to began with! ), drinking my butt off, walking the strip, bartering with the "flappers" with there woman for 89 dollars just to mess ith them ( I give them other womans cards from other flappers!) playing the pennie slots, and rouette, and then getting lucky in Vegas:bigsmile:

You can play this pretty much anywhere, even a Mexican restaurant while you're waiting for the food. Bring lots of tissue paper (the kind you wrap presents with, and rolls of scotch tape), while you're waiting for the food to come you get into teams of 2 or more. Each team pick a person for a model and the other dress her in a wedding gown with the tissue paper and scotch tape only. Then they have to model their gown by walking through the restaurant, the team that gets the most applause wins.

My friends and I just laughed our *kitten*'$ off and it's great fun. Everyone at the restaurant got involved including the waiters and waitresses. We even got comments from the other diners that it was the most fun they ever had having dinner out (of course you will have to make sure that it's a fun festive place that won't mind a bunch of laughing women who are about to pee their pants), a couple of margaritas will help the models. And embarressing your friends (the models) is alway fun.