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  • Posts: 123 Member
    This probably happened to you because you ate grains .
    Sha.. that just happened to me in July.. 182, to 191. 3 days. took a week to get the bloat off. But the lesson I learned: 3months of no grain will JACK YOU UP after one open face sammich. And maybe a little to much fire water.. Chin up, walk it off, with a LARGE glass of tea.
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    What about those wraps they do at parties and stuff? I heard they are cheaper and melt the fat away.
    Wraps just press the fat in really tight. In a week, it'll be all jiggly again. Course, if you're too cheap for lipo, you can just shove a vacuum in your side and do it the old fashioned way. Try to avoid siphoning out your internal organs.
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    What about those wraps they do at parties and stuff? I heard they are cheaper and melt the fat away.

    Those work! I've also tried that thing with the needles. I forget what they call it...

    Heroin! That's it! Took the pounds right off and really cut the cravings (for food). Good luck!
  • Posts: 591 Member
    Haha. I ate like a cow on my weeklong vacation to Mexico and lost 3 lbs and an inch in my waist.
  • Posts: 2,820 Member
    Ya know...on second thought...you have let me down. I will no longer try to be the 2nd best cross dressing roller derby competitor. I think you have let down cross dressing roller derbiersers across the county and the entire U.S. and possibly America.
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    Ya know...on second thought...you have let me down. I will no longer try to be the 2nd best cross dressing roller derby competitor. I think you have let down cross dressing roller derbiersers across the county and the entire U.S. and possibly America.
    Jac is just one big bucket of fail.

    Wtg, loser.
  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    :cry: :sad:

    As if I wasn't already upset enough with myself.
  • Posts: 195 Member
    Jacwhite22 - you're just damn funny!
  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    Haha. I ate like a cow on my weeklong vacation to Mexico and lost 3 lbs and an inch in my waist.

    That happens when you eat nothing but grass....I am talking about eating real food. Eating cows.....not eating like a cow.
  • Posts: 3,863 Member
    :cry: :sad:

    As if I wasn't already upset enough with myself.
    Try hookers and blow.

    If that doesn't work, then congratulations on being an absolute failure.
  • Posts: 2,820 Member
    :cry: :sad:

    As if I wasn't already upset enough with myself.

    u SHOULD BE. I bought my pink chaps 31 days ago! Now I CANT return them
  • Posts: 797 Member
    one phrase~

    check the rules of chat!!


    that's where you messed up!
  • Posts: 34,415 Member
    But seriously, have you people actually looked at this guy's food diary?? And not just the past four days, but the months before that. And then look at his exercise diary.

    Frightening.
  • Posts: 2,820 Member
    But seriously, have you people actually looked at this guy's food diary?? And not just the past four days, but the months before that. And then look at his exercise diary.

    Frightening.

    U think its easy being a role model to the dozens and dozens of aspiring cross dressing roller derbrierers?
  • Posts: 838 Member
    It's all water weight...all of it. No worries.

    That's what I was thinking.

    Its unlikely that you gained an actual 8lbs in four days.

    More than likely you are retaining water from various foods that you ate (as well as food in the gut).

    Go back to your routine and weigh yourself in a week.
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    But seriously, have you people actually looked at this guy's food diary?? And not just the past four days, but the months before that. And then look at his exercise diary.

    Frightening.

    LOL!

    I have to admit, I burst out laughing when one of his exercises was "Holy *kitten*! My legs is tired from too much cardio!"
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    That happens when you eat nothing but grass....I am talking about eating real food. Eating cows.....not eating like a cow.

    Woah I never realized that cows actually don't eat like cows! That just blew my mind!
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    U think its easy being a role model to the dozens and dozens of aspiring cross dressing roller derbrierers?

    Oh no, I never said that...I bet it's ridiculously difficult...

    ...which is why it's even more important that he eat totally clean all of the time.

    Fast food is evil and will consume your very soul (especially when paired with the insane amount of cardio this guy does).
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    Oh no, I never said that...I bet it's ridiculously difficult...

    ...which is why it's even more important that he eat totally clean all of the time.

    Fast food is evil and will consume your very soul (especially when paired with the insane amount of cardio this guy does).


    THE PRESSURE!!!! I can't take it...
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    no, I'm pretty sure it was sugar. sugar is bad.
    Refined sugar. Raw sugar doesn't have calories.
  • Posts: 1,306 Member
    I don't know you but..... I think if you have the sense of humor to rollarskate in that outfit (And its the best damm oufit I've ever seen on MFP by the way!) Then maybe later today, you might be able to laugh it off a little. And, just know your retaining some water right now. Be nice to yourself for a week, drink lots of water, take it easy on the sodium... Dont give up Mr Cool Rollarskater Dude.. You can do this... :smile:
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    THE PRESSURE!!!! I can't take it...

    Oh, I'm pretty sure you can take it. Based on your pic alone, I'd guess you can (and do) frequently.
  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    You know what assuming does right? I'm always the pitcher.
  • Posts: 36 Member
    I LOVE food, too. But, let's be real!

    We are human and will fall off the wagon periodically. What builds character is getting back up and starting again.

    I went on vacation in March and gained 11 pounds in 4 days. So, count yourself lucky it was only 8. It's behind you and doesn't have to define what you do now!
  • Posts: 1,792 Member
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    I dunno...

    ...seems legit to me.
  • Posts: 132
    Jac,
    I am just so distressed at your thoughts of giving up. You have been an inspiration to me from day 1 in MFP and I have decided to follow in your footsteps as the 2nd cross dressing roller derby competitor. If you can inspire just one person it is not a waste.

    The chidren are the future!

    lol i agree with you , i will be verra disapointed to see him give up follow your dreams for cross dressing roller derby competitors everywhere
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