Who Wants to be my 75th Friend?
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Let's turn the application process back on you...what do you have to offer your 75th friend, that would make us WANT to apply?
Well first off, let me say I think you're WAY too young to be a MILF. Also, I have drugs.
MILF has nothing to do with age, it applies to any girl who has a kid, that guys in general still find bone-able.
...But on that note: YOUNG?? !'m 27. I'll take that as a compliment. I've been feeling old lately, so thanks for that.
I don't do drugs. So... looks like you have nothing that would interest me. I'm Audi.
id cut my pinky off to be 27 again.
Cutting a pinky isnt enough of a sacrifice, you gotta cut off a thumb.0 -
Let's turn the application process back on you...what do you have to offer your 75th friend, that would make us WANT to apply?
Well first off, let me say I think you're WAY too young to be a MILF. Also, I have drugs.
MILF has nothing to do with age, it applies to any girl who has a kid, that guys in general still find bone-able.
...But on that note: YOUNG?? !'m 27. I'll take that as a compliment. I've been feeling old lately, so thanks for that.
I don't do drugs. So... looks like you have nothing that would interest me. I'm Audi.
id cut my pinky off to be 27 again.
Cutting a pinky isnt enough of a sacrifice, you gotta cut off a thumb.
yeah but then id only have one thumb up my butt0 -
Let's turn the application process back on you...what do you have to offer your 75th friend, that would make us WANT to apply?
Well first off, let me say I think you're WAY too young to be a MILF. Also, I have drugs.
MILF has nothing to do with age, it applies to any girl who has a kid, that guys in general still find bone-able.
...But on that note: YOUNG?? !'m 27. I'll take that as a compliment. I've been feeling old lately, so thanks for that.
I don't do drugs. So... looks like you have nothing that would interest me. I'm Audi.
id cut my pinky off to be 27 again.
Cutting a pinky isnt enough of a sacrifice, you gotta cut off a thumb.
yeah but then id only have one thumb up my butt
Look at the line of people waiting to be number 75!
That could be a requirement! I'll do you one better, I'll put menthol vapor on my thumb.0 -
Let's turn the application process back on you...what do you have to offer your 75th friend, that would make us WANT to apply?
Well first off, let me say I think you're WAY too young to be a MILF. Also, I have drugs.
MILF has nothing to do with age, it applies to any girl who has a kid, that guys in general still find bone-able.
...But on that note: YOUNG?? !'m 27. I'll take that as a compliment. I've been feeling old lately, so thanks for that.
I don't do drugs. So... looks like you have nothing that would interest me. I'm Audi.
id cut my pinky off to be 27 again.
Cutting a pinky isnt enough of a sacrifice, you gotta cut off a thumb.
yeah but then id only have one thumb up my butt
Look at the line of people waiting to be number 75!
That could be a requirement! I'll do you one better, I'll put menthol vapor on my thumb.
Actually im up to 4 openings. Ppl really think im an ahole apparently lol0 -
Let's turn the application process back on you...what do you have to offer your 75th friend, that would make us WANT to apply?
Well first off, let me say I think you're WAY too young to be a MILF. Also, I have drugs.
MILF has nothing to do with age, it applies to any girl who has a kid, that guys in general still find bone-able.
...But on that note: YOUNG?? !'m 27. I'll take that as a compliment. I've been feeling old lately, so thanks for that.
I don't do drugs. So... looks like you have nothing that would interest me. I'm Audi.
id cut my pinky off to be 27 again.
Cutting a pinky isnt enough of a sacrifice, you gotta cut off a thumb.
yeah but then id only have one thumb up my butt
Look at the line of people waiting to be number 75!
That could be a requirement! I'll do you one better, I'll put menthol vapor on my thumb.
Actually im up to 4 openings. Ppl really think im an ahole apparently lol
hahah nah, just opinionated.0 -
Let's turn the application process back on you...what do you have to offer your 75th friend, that would make us WANT to apply?
Well first off, let me say I think you're WAY too young to be a MILF. Also, I have drugs.
MILF has nothing to do with age, it applies to any girl who has a kid, that guys in general still find bone-able.
...But on that note: YOUNG?? !'m 27. I'll take that as a compliment. I've been feeling old lately, so thanks for that.
I don't do drugs. So... looks like you have nothing that would interest me. I'm Audi.
id cut my pinky off to be 27 again.
Cutting a pinky isnt enough of a sacrifice, you gotta cut off a thumb.
yeah but then id only have one thumb up my butt
Look at the line of people waiting to be number 75!
That could be a requirement! I'll do you one better, I'll put menthol vapor on my thumb.
Actually im up to 4 openings. Ppl really think im an ahole apparently lol
hahah nah, just opinionated.
Oh! Whats this! Look at you playing the sympathy card, in the "Favorite MFP" thing you're listed.
tsk tsk tsk. You had me going *nods*0 -
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