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  • Posts: 517 Member
    Ehr-ma-gerd- ferts!
  • Posts: 1,428 Member
    I laughed so hard I peed on myself.
  • Posts: 7,173 Member
    Ehr-ma-gerd- ferts!

    And that made me laugh hysterically all over again! :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,584 Member
    HOLY **** I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Where did you find this masterpiece?!?
  • Posts: 22 Member
    brilliant post LMAO!!
  • Posts: 101 Member
    LOL
  • Posts: 7,173 Member
    HOLY **** I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Where did you find this masterpiece?!?

    I've been on this guy's e-mail blast list for years...every now & again, a gem such as this appears; so I had to share...LOL! :)
  • Posts: 1,584 Member
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    I've been on this guy's e-mail blast list for years...every now & again, a gem such as this appears; so I had to share...LOL! :)

    Well allow me to thank you on behalf of EVERYONE. This is the funniest damn thing i've ever read- and I passed it along :)
  • Posts: 507 Member
    OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS! i was seriously trying to hold in my laughter because i'm at work. hahahha
  • Posts: 194 Member
    That is the most hilarious thing I have read in a long time!!! I was almost crying trying not to laugh too loud at my desk at work!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

    Me too, the more I tried to keep the laugh in and quiet the more I seemed to laugh.
  • Posts: 5,257 Member
    my co worker must think I am crying at my cubicle because I am trying sooo hard to not laugh but when I breathe in, I sound like a wimpering kid... I had to put my head down to muffle it more.. thanks! hahahahahahahaahha:laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 2,487 Member
    while i find this amusing... perhaps i am the strange one....

    this all seems perfectly normal.
  • Posts: 7,173 Member
    my co worker must think I am crying at my cubicle because I am trying sooo hard to not laugh but when I breathe in, I sound like a wimpering kid... I had to put my head down to muffle it more.. thanks! hahahahahahahaahha:laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:

    I was doing the same thing! The guy who sits behind me was somewhat concerned at first, LOLOLOL!!!!
  • Posts: 8 Member
    Thank God for boobs!
  • Posts: 1,156 Member
    LMAO! Best thread I've ever read!! I don't care how old I am, farts will always be funny!
  • Posts: 3,499 Member
    like everyone else...i'm crying here....real tears.....

    OMG..that was epic...you just saved the internet....
  • Posts: 8 Member
    while i find this amusing... perhaps i am the strange one....

    this all seems perfectly normal.
    This must be hubby?
  • Posts: 292 Member
    OMG!! I'm laughing so hard my face hurts and I'm crying (from laughter not farting). I'm glad I'm in the office by myself or my boss will think I'm crazy. Then again, if I show him this he'll probably be crying too.

    My kids (boys, who think farting is like a superpower) will :love: this!!
  • Posts: 453 Member
    That
    is
    the
    BEST
    story
    I
    have
    ever
    read.

    I read this at work. Big Mistake. My co-workers think I'm ill and keep checking on me because of the strangled noises coming from my throat.
  • Posts: 377 Member
    first thing on the forums I LITERALLY LOL'D. I have tears coming out of my eyes. I think
    I burned calories laughing.
  • Posts: 46 Member
    OMG...I am dying...This is the best story ever! I crying at my desk...this is the best story ever!!!
  • Posts: 221 Member
    I am having a terrible day at work, but reading that story made me literally laugh out loud in my office. The kind of laughing where you actually hold your belly. I had two people come in here as I was laughing and reading, asking what was so funny. Thanks for sharing that story. :)
  • Posts: 149 Member
    OMG, that is hysterical. Like everyone else I am crying, I'm laughing so hard. Thanks for the laugh!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 6,400 Member
    I needed this so badly today!! Thank you for posting!
  • Posts: 465 Member
    sSERUOUSLY I HVE NEVER READ SUCH A LONG THREAD TO ITS ENTIRETY THEY WAY I READ THIS ONE...i laughed so hard my sides hurt and my freind was on the phone asking me if wht im watching (she thinks im watching tv) is that serious. i cudnt tlk until i read the whole thing. i told her about it and she laughed! heheheh...
    man, i can see me in u because i hve gas alllll the time and sometimes they smell so bad i hve to leave the room. i need to fart now as i write this actually. lol
  • Posts: 79 Member
    Honestly have tears dripping down my cheeks. I have NOT laughed that hard in freaking FOREVER! Literally CRYING! BEST THREAD EVER!:laugh:
  • Posts: 89 Member
    hahahahah this is awesome...in a "I've soooo been there" sort of way. Made me laugh and not feel so bad about myself, and bodily functions. Thank you! Aaannnd you have a gift for writing. Tell us more! Tell us more!
  • Posts: 2,181 Member
    OMG I'm frickin' crying over here! That is the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!
  • Posts: 3,399 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Thank you I needed a good laugh today. Glad it worked out for you and now for everyone reading this. :smile:
  • Posts: 118 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    OMG! I had to get tissue. My husband was getting mad because i couldn't talk to tell him what was so funny. You really have a talent for writing!
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