Outrageous things men say

We were discussing this very topic at a recent BBQ gathering. My husband has horrific foot-in-mouth syndrome, so I decided to share this little gem with the group (and now all of you):

I was going through depression, and I was venting to my husband about some of the things that had led to said depression. No crying, no hysterics, just a lot of me being inconsolable. After I was finished, my husband replied, completely serious, "well babe, I think the best thing for you to do right now is to build a bridge, and get over it."

Bawling ensued. ALL over the place. I have no idea why he thought that was good advice, but there ya go. I was pretty pissed at the time, but now I think it's hilarious.

hahaha, i tend to do the whole foot in mouth thing too but that is beyond anything i have ever accidently said and then thought about after, as a guy we tend to try to say things as soon as we think them before considering how they sound out loud, trying to make you feel better being the first thing on our mind before thinking about how it's actually going to sound to you when it comes out, that is the problem. also on the original topic of this post men (and women) who cheat should be shot, with that problem taken care of people might trust and respect each other a bit more. really how hard is it to at least be a little bit of a d*ck and break up with someone if you want someone else, better than cheating, that's my thoughts anyway.

So I went on a few dates with a guy, we vibed well and things seemed promising. After a few dates, I found out he slept with a good friend of mine which in my eyes is a deal breaker so I ended things. A month goes by and today I received a bunch of angry text messages from him apparently pissed off that I kissed another guy. I called him and told him he had no right to be upset because we were no longer seeing each other and he lost all rights to get upset about anything when he slept with my friend..his response:

"Yeah, but I used a condom so it doesn't count, did you use a condom on your tongue?"

Definitely one for the books! :noway:

A month after breaking up with someone, you get angry text messages and instead of just ignoring them, you pick up the phone and call him to talk to him again?

That's outrageous!

Yes, of course, blame her! How DARE she answer her phone!

When I was in high school, a guy that was into me (but had a girlfriend), started having sex with said girlfriend and thought he should tell me all about how great it was. Then, at the end, he said "But I wish it had been with you," because apparently he really loved me and not her. UGH. Creep.

This was only outrageous to me.I had been head over heels for this guy from about 8th grade until high school. He knew it. We always flirted and hung out and whatever, but he would get a girlfriend, I would get a boyfriend, you know. But anyways, we have another reunion, have lunch together and go to his house to "watch a movie". So the making out ensues, and I'm a little bit of a go getter so I try to go for the main prize. He stops me and acts all weird and then he says, " I think we should go to church together sometime".







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I had an ex tell me "but I couldn't get wet because I felt so guilty.." like it was gonna make everything alright. Girls say dumb things too lol

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You know I'm such a Biotch I really don't have to hear those remarks. Men are terrified of me.
I make sure I scare them right out the gate because..
.........I don't date wussies...

things like "What does your husband think about you doing that?" - a guy asked when I was talking with a cashier about going to Florida for Christmas.. I told him "He doesn't think much from his shallow shallow grave in the back yard" ---- the cashier well she had a good laugh.

I don't get many dates anyone who asks I make sure they know I don't lie.. I don't act.. & I don't put up with a whiny princess with a penis who won't wear a condom without acting like a baby.

Your guy at least wore the condom. He prolly needs a scary girl to straighten him out so he knows how good he has it... but I'm not taking playmates at this time...

"well babe, I think the best thing for you to do right now is to build a bridge, and get over it."

^^^ SO stealing this!!! :laugh:

Im absolutely amazed at nearly every single one of these comments about every single one of these a**holes you have all had slash run into. I would be out of my mind to think about using any of these lines and I don't think any of my mates would either. I know Im in a different country to most of you but the guys and their morals seem worlds apart.

Piece of advice: Just remember that 90% of the time, whatever it is he did that he's admiting to, chances are he did more than that. He's just not admitting it because well, you obviously don't know about it, so he's not going to mention it unless you do.

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You know I'm such a Biotch I really don't have to hear those remarks. Men are terrified of me.
I make sure I scare them right out the gate because..
.........I don't date wussies...

things like "What does your husband think about you doing that?" - a guy asked when I was talking with a cashier about going to Florida for Christmas.. I told him "He doesn't think much from his shallow shallow grave in the back yard" ---- the cashier well she had a good laugh.

I don't get many dates anyone who asks I make sure they know I don't lie.. I don't act.. & I don't put up with a whiny princess with a penis who won't wear a condom without acting like a baby.

Your guy at least wore the condom. He prolly needs a scary girl to straighten him out so he knows how good he has it... but I'm not taking playmates at this time...

I like you.
Because this is how I date too.
Right from the gate I tell them what I don't put up with crap and I won't date a little boy.

Some men love the aggressiveness, others walk - but that's fine with me, because I didn't want them.

After going on a date to a small mexican diner....I agree to go back to my date's apartment to watch a movie. His hand just happened to keep finding itself getting close to places that it definitely shouldn't on a FIRST date. After telling him no three times he looked me straight in the eye and said...."But I bought you dinner?" Hahahahaha. I burst into laughter and left.