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    What r your first three things u do after waking up

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    • Posts: 177
      Check phone
      Pee
      Water
    • Posts: 115
      S hit , shower and shave.

      made me laugh. out loud. haha
    • Posts: 177 Member
      Stretch.
      Scratch my *kitten*.
      Wonder why I should get up.
    • Posts: 35
      well first three things after I wake up
      - Get out of bed
      - Piss
      - Put clothes on
    • Posts: 777 Member
      Pee
      Brush my Teeth
      Get naked and weigh myself!
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      1. Crack my neck.
      2. Crack my back.
      3. Relieve myself of the 32oz of water I drank before bed.
    • Posts: 17,121 Member
      math to turn off my alarm
      check my email
      run naked to the bathroom to pee
    • Posts: 213
      1. Hit the snooze button:yawn:
      2. Love on the dog:smooched:
      3. Find my glasses :glasses:
    • Posts: 157 Member
      Pee
      Weigh myself
      Brush my teeth
    • Posts: 2,178 Member
      Stretch all the limbs one by one.
      Slowly roll out of bed, land on all fours like a jungle cat.
      Pee/Brush teeth.
    • Posts: 608 Member
      Snuggle with the fluffy puppy
      Get up, pee, back to bed
      Snuggle with the fluffy puppy
    • Posts: 17,121 Member
      if its an option, I'll orgasm before I get out of bed.
    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      Grind on bed
      Put on leg
      Pray I have leg on right, as I walk to bathroom to Pee
    • Posts: 270 Member
      1. Let the dogs out
      2. Pee
      3. Coffee
    • Posts: 163
      Hit snooze
      Hit snooze again (repeat a few times)
      Rush round like a loon to get ready for work.

      This!!! :laugh: :happy:
    • Posts: 355 Member
      pee
      breakfast
      get dressed for workout
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      1) Try to get some from my wife
      2) Pee
      3) Make coffee.
    • Posts: 424 Member
      1. Pee
      2. Smoke a cigarette (I know, gross)
      3. brush teeth/shower
    • Posts: 224 Member
      Get ready to go to the gym
      Take supplements and whey protein
      Go to the gym and workout!

      All done before anyone else in the house is even thinking about waking up!
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      1. kick out the hookers
      2. snort some blow
      3. drink some coffee \m/
    • Posts: 227 Member
      hit the snooze,
      hit the snooze,
      hit the snooze...
    • Posts: 198
      1. pee
      2. weigh myself
      3. check mfp
    • Posts: 146
      Make Coffee
      Pee
      Weigh In
    • Posts: 30 Member
      1) Pee
      2) Take my clothes off
      3) Weigh myself :embarassed:
    • Posts: 309 Member
      1. Swallow..... (my vitamins)
      2. Brush my teeth
      3. Turn on my hair straightener.

      I like to torture myself to see how long I can wait to pee while I brush my teeth and get ready to shower.
    • Posts: 1,797 Member
      bathroom, get the kids ready for school, wake the hubby for work
    • Posts: 2
      1. Pet my dog (who just woke me)
      2. Pee and brush my hair (at the same time)
      3. Wash my hands and then my face lol
    • Posts: 628 Member
      pee
      weigh myself
      get a bottle of water and get ready for work
    • Posts: 43
      1. brush teeth, wash face, and weigh myself
      2. Do my home workout
      3.Usually go to gym
    • Posts: 704 Member
      1. Pee
      2. put on shorts
      3. Check emails
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