What r your first three things u do after waking up

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  • Cassie8877
    Cassie8877 Posts: 177
    Check phone
    Pee
    Water
  • LadyKatie2010
    LadyKatie2010 Posts: 115
    S hit , shower and shave.

    made me laugh. out loud. haha
  • twinoakbob
    twinoakbob Posts: 177 Member
    Stretch.
    Scratch my *kitten*.
    Wonder why I should get up.
  • getthefuckupandgetgoing
    getthefuckupandgetgoing Posts: 35
    well first three things after I wake up
    - Get out of bed
    - Piss
    - Put clothes on
  • Sharyn913
    Sharyn913 Posts: 777 Member
    Pee
    Brush my Teeth
    Get naked and weigh myself!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    1. Crack my neck.
    2. Crack my back.
    3. Relieve myself of the 32oz of water I drank before bed.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    math to turn off my alarm
    check my email
    run naked to the bathroom to pee
  • wheresheidi
    wheresheidi Posts: 213
    1. Hit the snooze button:yawn:
    2. Love on the dog:smooched:
    3. Find my glasses :glasses:
  • Squeeks70
    Squeeks70 Posts: 157 Member
    Pee
    Weigh myself
    Brush my teeth
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Stretch all the limbs one by one.
    Slowly roll out of bed, land on all fours like a jungle cat.
    Pee/Brush teeth.
  • amberlykay1014
    amberlykay1014 Posts: 608 Member
    Snuggle with the fluffy puppy
    Get up, pee, back to bed
    Snuggle with the fluffy puppy
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    if its an option, I'll orgasm before I get out of bed.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    Grind on bed
    Put on leg
    Pray I have leg on right, as I walk to bathroom to Pee
  • kr1ssy23
    kr1ssy23 Posts: 270 Member
    1. Let the dogs out
    2. Pee
    3. Coffee
  • tnshahud
    tnshahud Posts: 163
    Hit snooze
    Hit snooze again (repeat a few times)
    Rush round like a loon to get ready for work.

    This!!! :laugh: :happy:
  • joecollins9385
    joecollins9385 Posts: 355 Member
    pee
    breakfast
    get dressed for workout
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    1) Try to get some from my wife
    2) Pee
    3) Make coffee.
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
    1. Pee
    2. Smoke a cigarette (I know, gross)
    3. brush teeth/shower
  • MariaLivingFit
    MariaLivingFit Posts: 224 Member
    Get ready to go to the gym
    Take supplements and whey protein
    Go to the gym and workout!

    All done before anyone else in the house is even thinking about waking up!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    1. kick out the hookers
    2. snort some blow
    3. drink some coffee \m/
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    hit the snooze,
    hit the snooze,
    hit the snooze...
  • melb2003
    melb2003 Posts: 198
    1. pee
    2. weigh myself
    3. check mfp
  • SFBarbear
    SFBarbear Posts: 146
    Make Coffee
    Pee
    Weigh In
  • hannahjaques
    hannahjaques Posts: 30 Member
    1) Pee
    2) Take my clothes off
    3) Weigh myself :embarassed:
  • Typhanee83
    Typhanee83 Posts: 309 Member
    1. Swallow..... (my vitamins)
    2. Brush my teeth
    3. Turn on my hair straightener.

    I like to torture myself to see how long I can wait to pee while I brush my teeth and get ready to shower.
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    bathroom, get the kids ready for school, wake the hubby for work
  • Ser3n
    Ser3n Posts: 2
    1. Pet my dog (who just woke me)
    2. Pee and brush my hair (at the same time)
    3. Wash my hands and then my face lol
  • bsuew
    bsuew Posts: 628 Member
    pee
    weigh myself
    get a bottle of water and get ready for work
  • dijonwillis
    dijonwillis Posts: 43
    1. brush teeth, wash face, and weigh myself
    2. Do my home workout
    3.Usually go to gym
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
    1. Pee
    2. put on shorts
    3. Check emails

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