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The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    "ooooopsy im naked"- (Just Friends lol):laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    time for another game of twister!!!!
  • If the only place i could see you was in my dreams, i'd sleep forever!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I'm ready for bed after that intoxicating game of twister!!:blushing:
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    time for another game of twister!!!!

    im ready if u are
  • Craine1998
    Craine1998 Posts: 13 Member
    If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

    That's the best one I've heard in years ...literally sniff sniff!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Dan! Welcome home honey I have something for you..... Craine...that was a good one..melted me too!!!:love:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I want to give you an orgasm on the hour every hour, will you let me?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    I'm ready for bed after that intoxicating game of twister!!:blushing:

    I am ready for BOTH..you coming with me?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    I want to give you an orgasm on the hour every hour, will you let me?

    Ummmm...YES!!!! Will you come with me now?
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    Dan! Welcome home honey I have something for you..... Craine...that was a good one..melted me too!!!:love:

    Thanks, fawn. Glad to be here. Whatcha got for me? A surprise?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Well, plans have changed ...looks like we have a couple extra guests....:flowerforyou:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    let me think....YES!!:love:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Well, plans have changed ...looks like we have a couple extra guests....:flowerforyou:

    The more the merrier....right?
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    let me think....YES!!:love:

    hope i didnt ruin any plans
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    No Way!! :love:
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    No Way!! :love:


    Good! Lets party!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I gotta take my party to the kitchen...you know the drill...no pun intended!!!:drinker: :laugh:
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    I gotta take my party to the kitchen...you know the drill...no pun intended!!!:drinker: :laugh:

    Apron, and nothing else? Spatula, maybe....
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I want to give you an orgasm on the hour every hour, will you let me?

    Ummmm...YES!!!! Will you come with me now?

    Name your time and place and I will be there

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    back to mine
    and I'll lick you ;)
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Do you know CPR...'cause you just took my breath away?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Your clothes would look better on my bedroom floor
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    You have been a very naughty boy...now to go my room!
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    You have been a very naughty boy...now to go my room!



    If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    I'm ready for bed after that intoxicating game of twister!!:blushing:



    If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep you for himself.
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