You KNOW you're out of shape when...

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  • GadgetGuy2
    GadgetGuy2 Posts: 291 Member
    You spend more on pills to keep you alive than you do on food that keeps you alive.
  • Presleyforpresident
    Presleyforpresident Posts: 172
    when the fastest your heart pumps all day is when you see a spider crawling on the wall and now you have to deal with it
  • krim12
    krim12 Posts: 102
    When your leg gets tired bouncing the baby
  • randysbombshellgirl
    randysbombshellgirl Posts: 338 Member
    When an 80 year flys by you during your first 5 mile run.
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
    When your legs rub together (like really rub together) and your butt jiggles when you walk! LOL
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    You start to sweat in the shower because you are trying to take a fast shower before work...
  • mehaffeymk
    mehaffeymk Posts: 154 Member
    you rest your plate on your belly to eat
  • Jess207
    Jess207 Posts: 90
    When people ask when the baby's due....and you're not pregnant
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
    you rest your plate on your belly to eat

    hahahaha awww reminds me of a sea otter!! When we went to Alaska, we saw sea otters just chillin and they used their bellies to hold the crab that they had caught and were eating.

    Side note: sea otters also hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift away from each other. CUTE!! LOL haha

    random, yes I know. I couldn't resist.
  • Calliesmom1
    Calliesmom1 Posts: 78
    You realize that you just ate a bag of Doritos. The big bag.
  • lkm111
    lkm111 Posts: 629 Member
    You can't tie your shoes!

    That was mine, too. I'm not fast enough. :smile:
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    Yeah i was going to say almost the same thing.... when you feel the burn in your arms while drying your hair.
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    When you're walking upstairs in a nightgown and you hear 'slap-slap-slap' and you realize it's your lower stomach hitting your thighs.. blech..:sick:
  • lucero862004
    lucero862004 Posts: 14 Member
    You get tired watching somebody else workout, hahaha
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    you can't catch your 5 year old

    Oh man, I used to laugh at this....until I had to do that to a friend's kid who kept running faster...in a shopping centre. He was only 4.
  • jstandfield
    jstandfield Posts: 150 Member
    The never find the vein for blood test.
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
    you can't bend over to tie your shoes w/out getting dizzy.

    you feel the burn lifting your hair dryer.
  • laurenz2501
    laurenz2501 Posts: 839 Member
    you suck it in and nothing happens.....hahahaha!

    LMAO!!! i miss when something happened!!! :laugh:
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    When Jillian Micheals is your Freddy Krueger. :cry:
  • MisterGoodBar
    MisterGoodBar Posts: 157 Member
    getting out of bed causes strains
  • glbragg
    glbragg Posts: 77 Member
    Playing Wii Bowling causes you to be sore the next day.
  • lizzynewm
    lizzynewm Posts: 199 Member
    when your sex turns into a puinshment because you can breath

    oh jesus i laughed hard
  • laurie7075
    laurie7075 Posts: 33 Member
    You smoke a cigarette in the car to and from the gym!
  • joecollins9385
    joecollins9385 Posts: 355 Member
    You smoke a cigarette in the car to and from the gym!

    how does that make you out of shape?
  • MFPBONNIE
    MFPBONNIE Posts: 94 Member
    you are speed walking, complaining with each step you take, and this elderly woman passes you up. Ohhh he!! that made me mad
  • likemeinvisible
    likemeinvisible Posts: 309
    You do sets of ONE pull-ups.
  • jstandfield
    jstandfield Posts: 150 Member
    The scale goes all the way around to zero
  • joecollins9385
    joecollins9385 Posts: 355 Member
    bump
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
    You have 3 desserts planned. A pre dessert, a dessert and a post dessert.
  • ScottFree_66
    ScottFree_66 Posts: 200
    You get tired watching somebody else workout, hahaha


    ^^^ This. ^^^ Don't know how many workout vids I have "sat" and watched on youtube and felt "worn out" afterwards.

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