Lame pick up lines

Angie__1MR
Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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...just for fun. I'll begin:

You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.
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  • BLSaw
    BLSaw Posts: 216 Member
    i could see you making that cookie thing work!!!
  • Onmynewadventure
    Onmynewadventure Posts: 129
    What's your sign?
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
    "you got a butt like an onion makin' my eyes water" my husband used this line to pick me up 19 years ago? Sometimes lame works :)
  • oOMusicBabii
    oOMusicBabii Posts: 494
    Cheesy ones apply to this? If so...

    (approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder)
    "If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...
    (put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder)
    THIS shoulder?"
  • RunMyOregonBunsOff
    RunMyOregonBunsOff Posts: 862 Member
    If I was your boyfriend, would you sneek me into the keebler elf cookie factory...wait, that was a short joke that a guy told me, not a pick up line. :(
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
    ...just for fun. I'll begin:

    You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.

    *phew*
    Thought you were going to say, "hey baby, nice macros."
  • rlcwaterboy
    rlcwaterboy Posts: 7
    "Wanna do it?"
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory

    & that didn't work?
    I'll have to stop using that one.
  • RAD_43
    RAD_43 Posts: 9
    Haven't used one in ages.....
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory

    & that didn't work?
    I'll have to stop using that one.

    LOL!! :laugh:
  • alie001
    alie001 Posts: 59 Member
    How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    I replied "Unfertilized" so I guess not so much a pick up line...

    #truestory
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    keep in mind, im marrying this man :b

    him: did it hurt?
    me: did what hurt?
    him: when you fell out of the sky!
    me: ............?

    me: did you mean "did it hurt when you fell out of heaven because you must be an angel"? ive heard THAT line....but not yours.
    him: .......uh......maybe :D
  • smaschin
    smaschin Posts: 91
    nice legs what time do they open

    can i borrow your phone number, i seem to have lost mine

    You might not be the best looking girl, but beauty is only a light switch away!

    I use to use chat up lines but now i use a knife and ducttape instead, i get laid most nights !


    I could go on and on and on ;-)
  • KellyMirth
    KellyMirth Posts: 153
    While I was filling my tank, the guy at the pump behind me says...

    "Damn girl, that car fits you, you both got curves in all the right places."

    Considering I was driving a Neon at the time though, I'm not sure if that was a pickup line or an insult...
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    ...just for fun. I'll begin:

    You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.

    *phew*
    Thought you were going to say, "hey baby, nice macros."

    Ha, ha, ha...that is a GREAT pickup line! :wink:
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    Me: "I'm cold"
    Him: "Well baby....Its 98.7 over here"

    LOL
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    "Hey, nice legs!"

    ***true story***

    I've been married to him for 20 years now, so it couldn't have been too lame! :laugh:
  • EvaB93
    EvaB93 Posts: 101
    Does this smell like chloroform?
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    "Hey, nice legs!"

    ***true story***

    I've been married to him for 20 years now! :laugh:

    he didn't finish with a "what time do they open" tho
  • NeonRainbow83
    NeonRainbow83 Posts: 118 Member
    "I wish you were a carousel, 'cos i'd ride you all day"

    Uh huh, that happened.
  • rickgomez2003
    rickgomez2003 Posts: 91
    here are some funny ones:


    Do you work for a parcel service, because i could have sworn you were checking out my package.

    Did you wash your pants in Windex, Because i can see my self in them.
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    I got asked out by this hot younger guy the other morning. His pick up line "damn you're fine, wanna go burn one??" of course it is 7am and he's in line buying cigars, no shirt on, and after I decline gets on his pink huffy bicycle and pedals away...FML :) xx
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    Lets call your one leg thanksgiving and the othe leg Chrsitmas and lets party between the holidays lol
  • StevenJS86
    StevenJS86 Posts: 21 Member
    I got asked out by this hot younger guy the other morning. His pick up line "damn you're fine, wanna go burn one??" of course it is 7am and he's in line buying cigars, no shirt on, and after I decline gets on his pink huffy bicycle and pedals away...FML :) xx

    LOL!!!

    I've never really used a pick up line persay, but if i feel silly and just want to see a girl smile i say "hello, can you smile for me?" Then afterwards do one of these ;) and start a conversation or just observe the smile... just like girls that smile ^_^!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I once asked a girl in Scotland if she could spend some time with me, teaching me the local language.

    In my defense, she had a very pronounced accent.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    First time I met her. I said "let me clean you off a place to sit, then wiped my face".
    We were married 23 yrs.
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    Your name must be campbell's, because you are Mmm Mmm Good!

    (used it, and it worked. booyah!)
  • StevenJS86
    StevenJS86 Posts: 21 Member
    Your name must be campbell's, because you are Mmm Mmm Good!

    (used it, and it worked. booyah!)

    LOL!!!! Get out of here!!! lOL! Ima have to use that just for fun!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    "nice shoes...wanna fck?"

    that has YET to get me laid.

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