Lame pick up lines

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Angie__1MR
Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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...just for fun. I'll begin:

You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.
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  • BLSaw
    BLSaw Posts: 216 Member
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    i could see you making that cookie thing work!!!
  • Onmynewadventure
    Onmynewadventure Posts: 129
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    What's your sign?
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
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    "you got a butt like an onion makin' my eyes water" my husband used this line to pick me up 19 years ago? Sometimes lame works :)
  • oOMusicBabii
    oOMusicBabii Posts: 494
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    Cheesy ones apply to this? If so...

    (approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder)
    "If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...
    (put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder)
    THIS shoulder?"
  • RunMyOregonBunsOff
    RunMyOregonBunsOff Posts: 862 Member
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    If I was your boyfriend, would you sneek me into the keebler elf cookie factory...wait, that was a short joke that a guy told me, not a pick up line. :(
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
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    ...just for fun. I'll begin:

    You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.

    *phew*
    Thought you were going to say, "hey baby, nice macros."
  • rlcwaterboy
    rlcwaterboy Posts: 7
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    "Wanna do it?"
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory

    & that didn't work?
    I'll have to stop using that one.
  • RAD_43
    RAD_43 Posts: 9
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    Haven't used one in ages.....
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory

    & that didn't work?
    I'll have to stop using that one.

    LOL!! :laugh:
  • alie001
    alie001 Posts: 59 Member
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    How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    I replied "Unfertilized" so I guess not so much a pick up line...

    #truestory
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
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    keep in mind, im marrying this man :b

    him: did it hurt?
    me: did what hurt?
    him: when you fell out of the sky!
    me: ............?

    me: did you mean "did it hurt when you fell out of heaven because you must be an angel"? ive heard THAT line....but not yours.
    him: .......uh......maybe :D
  • smaschin
    smaschin Posts: 91
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    nice legs what time do they open

    can i borrow your phone number, i seem to have lost mine

    You might not be the best looking girl, but beauty is only a light switch away!

    I use to use chat up lines but now i use a knife and ducttape instead, i get laid most nights !


    I could go on and on and on ;-)
  • KellyMirth
    KellyMirth Posts: 153
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    While I was filling my tank, the guy at the pump behind me says...

    "Damn girl, that car fits you, you both got curves in all the right places."

    Considering I was driving a Neon at the time though, I'm not sure if that was a pickup line or an insult...
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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    ...just for fun. I'll begin:

    You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.

    *phew*
    Thought you were going to say, "hey baby, nice macros."

    Ha, ha, ha...that is a GREAT pickup line! :wink:
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
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    Me: "I'm cold"
    Him: "Well baby....Its 98.7 over here"

    LOL
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
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    "Hey, nice legs!"

    ***true story***

    I've been married to him for 20 years now, so it couldn't have been too lame! :laugh:
  • EvaB93
    EvaB93 Posts: 101
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    Does this smell like chloroform?
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    "Hey, nice legs!"

    ***true story***

    I've been married to him for 20 years now! :laugh:

    he didn't finish with a "what time do they open" tho

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