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    Lame pick up lines

    Posts: 388 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    ...just for fun. I'll begin:

    You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.

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    • Posts: 216 Member
      i could see you making that cookie thing work!!!
    • Posts: 129
      What's your sign?
    • Posts: 463 Member
      "you got a butt like an onion makin' my eyes water" my husband used this line to pick me up 19 years ago? Sometimes lame works :)
    • Posts: 494
      Cheesy ones apply to this? If so...

      (approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder)
      "If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...
      (put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder)
      THIS shoulder?"
    • Posts: 862 Member
      If I was your boyfriend, would you sneek me into the keebler elf cookie factory...wait, that was a short joke that a guy told me, not a pick up line. :(
    • Posts: 9,003 Member
      "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory
    • Posts: 10,413 Member
      ...just for fun. I'll begin:

      You're so hot you don't even need to put the cookies in the oven... You just walk by them, wink and they're done.

      *phew*
      Thought you were going to say, "hey baby, nice macros."
    • Posts: 7
      "Wanna do it?"
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      "Yo ma... lemme buy u sum chiken".... #truestory

      & that didn't work?
      I'll have to stop using that one.
    • Posts: 9
      Haven't used one in ages.....
    • Posts: 9,003 Member
      show previous quotes

      & that didn't work?
      I'll have to stop using that one.

      LOL!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 59 Member
      How do you like your eggs in the morning?

      I replied "Unfertilized" so I guess not so much a pick up line...

      #truestory
    • Posts: 922 Member
      keep in mind, im marrying this man :b

      him: did it hurt?
      me: did what hurt?
      him: when you fell out of the sky!
      me: ............?

      me: did you mean "did it hurt when you fell out of heaven because you must be an angel"? ive heard THAT line....but not yours.
      him: .......uh......maybe :D
    • Posts: 91
      nice legs what time do they open

      can i borrow your phone number, i seem to have lost mine

      You might not be the best looking girl, but beauty is only a light switch away!

      I use to use chat up lines but now i use a knife and ducttape instead, i get laid most nights !


      I could go on and on and on ;-)
    • Posts: 153
      While I was filling my tank, the guy at the pump behind me says...

      "Damn girl, that car fits you, you both got curves in all the right places."

      Considering I was driving a Neon at the time though, I'm not sure if that was a pickup line or an insult...
    • Posts: 388 Member
      show previous quotes

      *phew*
      Thought you were going to say, "hey baby, nice macros."

      Ha, ha, ha...that is a GREAT pickup line! :wink:
    • Posts: 1,103 Member
      Me: "I'm cold"
      Him: "Well baby....Its 98.7 over here"

      LOL
    • Posts: 229 Member
      "Hey, nice legs!"

      ***true story***

      I've been married to him for 20 years now, so it couldn't have been too lame! :laugh:
    • Posts: 101
      Does this smell like chloroform?
    • Posts: 1,177 Member
      "Hey, nice legs!"

      ***true story***

      I've been married to him for 20 years now! :laugh:

      he didn't finish with a "what time do they open" tho
    • Posts: 118 Member
      "I wish you were a carousel, 'cos i'd ride you all day"

      Uh huh, that happened.
    • Posts: 91
      here are some funny ones:


      Do you work for a parcel service, because i could have sworn you were checking out my package.

      Did you wash your pants in Windex, Because i can see my self in them.
    • Posts: 721 Member
      I got asked out by this hot younger guy the other morning. His pick up line "damn you're fine, wanna go burn one??" of course it is 7am and he's in line buying cigars, no shirt on, and after I decline gets on his pink huffy bicycle and pedals away...FML :) xx
    • Posts: 708 Member
      Lets call your one leg thanksgiving and the othe leg Chrsitmas and lets party between the holidays lol
    • Posts: 21 Member
      I got asked out by this hot younger guy the other morning. His pick up line "damn you're fine, wanna go burn one??" of course it is 7am and he's in line buying cigars, no shirt on, and after I decline gets on his pink huffy bicycle and pedals away...FML :) xx

      LOL!!!

      I've never really used a pick up line persay, but if i feel silly and just want to see a girl smile i say "hello, can you smile for me?" Then afterwards do one of these ;) and start a conversation or just observe the smile... just like girls that smile ^_^!
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      I once asked a girl in Scotland if she could spend some time with me, teaching me the local language.

      In my defense, she had a very pronounced accent.
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      First time I met her. I said "let me clean you off a place to sit, then wiped my face".
      We were married 23 yrs.
    • Posts: 781 Member
      Your name must be campbell's, because you are Mmm Mmm Good!

      (used it, and it worked. booyah!)
    • Posts: 21 Member
      Your name must be campbell's, because you are Mmm Mmm Good!

      (used it, and it worked. booyah!)

      LOL!!!! Get out of here!!! lOL! Ima have to use that just for fun!
    • Posts: 4,323 Member
      "nice shoes...wanna fck?"

      that has YET to get me laid.
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