You KNOW you're out of shape when...

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  • When your over taken walking down the street by a man on crutches ( true story!)
  • when the farting sound you hear is your and your lovers fat guts squeezing air through at each pump. :drinker:
  • When a family member joins in for Christmas dinner via Cam, and asks if Your met you 7k calories for the day..... true and cried. (what does 7 k calories look like? )
  • SLE0803
    SLE0803 Posts: 145 Member
    When you are attempting pushups and the first body part to touch the floor (well before you are supposed to) is your stomach fat :(
  • drelan
    drelan Posts: 59 Member
    You need a nap from your long day of doing nothing.
  • you cant get up off the floor let alone get down to it hahaha

    So true. It's like I 3 phase process getting up from the floor. Roll over, get on on knee, reach up for assistance..lmbo - A SHAME!



    I do the same thing lol, wouldn't it be nice to just get up!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    It takes you ten minutes to put on heels with a strap.

    Yep, that was me last night.
  • sydnisd183
    sydnisd183 Posts: 247 Member
    You'd rather watch Sponge Bob rather than get the remote that's 2ft in front of you on the coffee table
    true story

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

    i've done this......."oh eff it i'll just watch what's on" :bigsmile:
  • You feel exhausted walking up a flight of stairs or get winded walking to the mailbox
  • KarenAnnne
    KarenAnnne Posts: 190 Member
    you pull a back muscle while sneezing! TRUE STORY:noway: