Weirdest person/situation?

I once met a homeless man on a park bench who told me how the aliens were coming and in fact had already been here. I've met a lot of homeless folks, and he was by far the weirdest.

8 years ago Brian Adams came into the bar i worked at and did not pay me for the drinks he ordered. Now when i hear a brian adams song i become enraged.

8 years ago Brian Adams came into the bar i worked at and did not pay me for the drinks he ordered. Now when i hear a brian adams song i become enraged.

everYTHING I DO I DO IT 4 U

I've talked to a non-condescending level headed liberal and an open minded conservative at the same time before...

i call b/s. that's never happened.

I've talked to a non-condescending level headed liberal and an open minded conservative at the same time before...

i call b/s. that's never happened.

yeah, I totally made that up...but I have had useful political conservations with myself before...

i guess i'll buy that one....

I work with the criminally insane ........ I had one guy who was convinced he could break out with the power of his mind....

I had a guy I used to "play" with who ran his car off the road into a canal at 5 am on a sunday on his way to my house to suprise me. He then walked to my house from the turnpike and had my roomates let him. He sat on the floor in my living room rather than waking me up or having them wake me up. So when I finally did wake up I walk out to this guyshivering in my living room needless to say dropped him off at his house and was glad he lost ,my number when the car sank lol

Many years ago when I was stationed in Augsburg, I was flirting with this cute Turkish girl.
I was approached by some guy who I guess was related to her and he was pissed.
He kept yelling at me:
F*%k you, I’m sorry!!!!
F*%k you, I’m sorry!!!!
F*%k you, I’m sorry!!!!
I started laughing at him so he pushed me.
I stopped laughing and then he said “F*%k on your car roof!!!
I had no idea what was going on but, he finally grabbed the girl by the arm and left.

Many years ago when I was stationed in Augsburg, I was flirting with this cute Turkish girl.
I was approached by some guy who I guess was related to her and he was pissed.
He kept yelling at me:
F*%k you, I’m sorry!!!!
F*%k you, I’m sorry!!!!
F*%k you, I’m sorry!!!!
I started laughing at him so he pushed me.
I stopped laughing and then he said “F*%k on your car roof!!!
I had no idea what was going on but, he finally grabbed the girl by the arm and left.

Small world. I used to live on the base in Augsburg too. I also knew a cute Turkish girl there named Ilkai.

When were you in Augsburg?

I answer phones all day... the possibilites are ENDLESS. LMAO!~!

I used to work in retail, so dealing with the public can be quite entertaining!

Some weird questions I got were:

-Why did you cut your hair? (What a dumb question. I just started telling people I got gum in my hair and HAD to cut it I got this question so much.)

-Are you pregnant, because your boobs look really full!

-Are you ever going to get a REAL job? (I wasn't aware I was working here for free???)

My ex FIL's best friend. He was a concentration camp survivor with the numbers tattooed on his arm. And he hated every race, religion, and ethnic group. Seemed contradictory to me.

10 years ago, I'm at a Wendy's ( I know, I know) and the guy in front of me happens to be mute. He's got this pad of paper and he's writing down his order. The girl behind the counter is trying to read his hand writing, but can't so she raises her voice. He writes again, same thing - she raises her voice again. After the 4th time the guy writes on the paper and shows it me, "Jesus, would you tell her I'm not deaf!!!" and just walks out. Funny and sad at the same time.

Not the weirdest but funny: I used to work for Directv in a call center in sales/customer service. I once had a girl call to order a porno movie. She proceeded to tell me that the porn was called "F!$@ my black a#@" (They don't have to say the name of the porn movie to order it, each one has a ch. number and start time, in fact I couldn't even see the name in my system, just the channel number) and that she was horny. I could also hear her lover in the background breathing heavily. The entire call she kept saying to hurry up because she was horny and she and her husband were trying to spice up their marriage. TMI! Working there was an experience to say the least. People will say a lot of weird things over the phone that they would probably never say in person.

When I was 16 or 17 my mom and I were at a gas station at night filling up her car with gas. She went in to pay while I pumped the gas. A car pulls up at the pump on the other side of the one we were using, it's a guy in his 20s. He proceeds to ask me for directions, but the directions he asked me for were really odd, basically he asked me how to get to south Huntsville and we were in north Huntsville. I paused and confused said "Um...drive south??" He looks down and and starts fumbling with his wallet, of course I without thinking look down too and realize he isn't wearing any pants OR underwear. As soon as he realizes I've noticed he speeds off.

I once had a sleaze bag pull out his wanker at a bus stop as a way of hitting on me. He seemed to think that would convince me to go to the cheap, dirtbag motel across the street for a little impromptu entertainment. SO NOT!! I left immediately! That one's got to take top billing. But we've had some doozies for neighbors in the revolving door of the house next door. First there was the lady who was obviously mentally challenged and used to go find some random piece of trash in the street and then knock on every door asking if it was theirs and not wanting to take no for an answer but not letting anyone throw it away for her because oh, it might be important to somebody. One night she evidently peeved the across the street neighbor's son off enough that he got drunk and backed his car at full speed across the street and through the fence stopping just inches from our house right at the wall where my then 3-year son were playing toddler computer games. Don't know if he was actually going fast enough to have come through the wall if he hadn't stopped but glad we didn't have to find out the hard way! Then came the screamer -- we let her use the phone once or twice when she first moved in until we realized that every call ended up being a screeching round of profanity and victimized crying and blaming that accomplished nothing and was not something we needed to expose the kids to. But she and her husband/boyfriend (?) would get in these epic profanity-laced screaming matches up and down the street in full view and earshot of the whole neighborhood until the police would come and haul one or both of them away for a time. Their arguments were laced with a bunch of nonsensical logic too -- the classic memorable one that I overheard one day when I realized that they were at it again and ran out to get my son out of the line of fire so to speak, was when she screeched at her SO -"I'm not accusing you of sleeping with her. I'm accusing her of sleeping with you." -- Uh, yeah, OK, lady....I'm just going to take my child and go now. That brand of logic does not even deserve the dignity of a response! Those were the worst two--after that it went to semi-normal complaints like neighbors who play their music too loud at 2am but thankfully--after 11 years in this house, the neighborhood seems to have settled into a semblance of normality without any neighborly drama and nice families.

A male professor that liked to wear a button up shirt and tie along with a skirt and heels! His license plate said SKRTMAN