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  • draco706
    draco706 Posts: 174 Member
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    Support traditional values...organize a neighborhood witch-hunt
  • robpett2001
    robpett2001 Posts: 320 Member
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    Always remember, you are special and unique. Just like everybody else.
  • alfpalmer
    alfpalmer Posts: 150 Member
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    I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you every day.
  • larrys2112
    larrys2112 Posts: 35 Member
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    You can't fix stupid, even with duct tape!!
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
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    You can pick your friends, but you cant pick your friends nose.
  • katrinkap
    katrinkap Posts: 443 Member
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    "does a bear **** in the woods?" Larry the Cable Guy

    "i'm sorry but if you were right i would agree with you..." Robin Williams

    "I was madder then a fat guy with short arms trying to wipe his own *kitten*...." Larry the Cable Guy
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
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    "Look lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the d!ck out of your mouth."
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    "You're as old as the b00bies you feel" Then again, most of my guy friends have a penchant for younger women. Except one guy... but he likes chicks in their mid-30s.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    "KICK ROCKS" thats my all time line :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    You can pick your friends, but you cant pick your friends nose.

    Sooooo funny!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    WARNING: Approach with caution. This person has not reached high enough caffeine levels for human to human contact.
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Can you rephrase that in the form of a cupcake?
  • RapunzelsWish
    RapunzelsWish Posts: 6 Member
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    You can pick your friends, but you cant pick your friends nose.


    Too funny!! ...Here's how I've heard this one told -

    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. ;)
  • gayje
    gayje Posts: 230 Member
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    When someone states the obvious in conversation with me I like to say, "So, you didn't win the Pulitzer Prize, did you?"

    And I got to use it last night on my bf. He walks into the bedroom and I'm CLEARLY in sleep mode. He asks me, "I guess it's sleepy time and not play time tonight?" My response...read above.
  • apocalypsepwnie
    apocalypsepwnie Posts: 373
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    Anxiety girl - able to leap to the worst conclusion in a single bound!

    'You aint no dolphin and this aint no seaworld'
  • waronmyfat
    waronmyfat Posts: 322 Member
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    I'm no glass of milk baby but i still do your body good :)
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
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    Semantics:
    Pessimists see the cup as half empty, optimists see it as half full... Either way, it's not going to be enough coffee.

    http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/semantics-coffee-cup-demotivational-posters-1297601565.jpg
  • KxCoyote
    KxCoyote Posts: 122 Member
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    Does the grown man scream like a little girl? Or does the little girl scream like a grown man.
  • CATindeeHAT
    CATindeeHAT Posts: 332 Member
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    Apparently, I made this one on my 21st birthday, however I have no recollection of it:

    "I have a perma-smile and it hurts..."

    Sometimes I run into random people and they say this to me, even though I've never seen them in my life. It was quite the night.
  • BelindaDuvessa
    BelindaDuvessa Posts: 1,014 Member
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    Stupid never sleeps.

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