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7 Sexy Ways To Burn Calories

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  • Mguilmot
    Mguilmot Posts: 232 Member
    How much is getting dressed again when you hear her husband coming up the stairs ? :-)))
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    How much is getting dressed again when you hear her husband coming up the stairs ? :-)))

    :drinker: funny stuff

    I would guess it depends on if he is carrying a 12 gauge or not.
  • Briko3
    Briko3 Posts: 266 Member
    So, let's see: 144 divided by 30 = 4.8
    4.8 * 2 = 9.6

    Got it! Thanks!
  • laurenellenmarie
    laurenellenmarie Posts: 331 Member
    If you're giving oral sex for 30mins or more, you're doing it wrong.


    Well said.
  • jessc4343
    jessc4343 Posts: 214 Member
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  • Briko3
    Briko3 Posts: 266 Member
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
    I want to know how many people log them & how they log them. SO curious!

    I have my codes...vigorous calisthenics, moving furniture...

    That made me laugh!
  • doublegnyc513
    doublegnyc513 Posts: 25
    Funniest thread I've seen
  • ravengirl1611
    ravengirl1611 Posts: 285 Member
    SO If I was to do all those in an hour I would of burned 10 calories..

    Damn I am awesome!!!!

    Love this Rob - youre adorable as always!
  • mrs_crawdaddy
    mrs_crawdaddy Posts: 4
    HA! My husband is a mailman and he did get jumped after I read a few chapters! lol
  • mrs_crawdaddy
    mrs_crawdaddy Posts: 4
    I tried logging sex and couldn't believe it wasn't on the list! I know while reading 50 shades of grey, I burned some major calories that week!

    Most definitely!! -=)


    First time ever in my life I had to take a cold shower after reading a chapter of a book! I probably would have jumped the mailman if he had come to my door that day!

    Oops... Forgot to quote this! for my post! haha
  • hteejay
    hteejay Posts: 53 Member
    According to an article in Woman's Day magazine, the following actions burn quite a significant amount of calories:

    Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour



    I really dont get this one!! Just bugging me out.. half an hour.. really?? can't knock it well!!
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    If you're giving oral sex for 30mins or more, you're doing it wrong.


    Well said.

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  • Verity1111
    Verity1111 Posts: 3,309 Member
    50 shades of gray is horrible writing......I dont see how anyone could like it smh... theres much better out there. That said, I don't log intimate activities, but I do think about them in my head if I want an extra drink or snack. lol
  • MattBouman
    MattBouman Posts: 1
    Does this count for a man going down on a woman, too?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I dont think I ever lost a pound during the "slutin it up" years
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Does this count for a man going down on a woman, too?

    it better or I claim it is a damn misogynistic woman's magazine and discount it all
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    A half hour long BJ? Ouch...my jaw!
  • Mr_Excitement
    Mr_Excitement Posts: 833 Member
    I burn 400 calories/hour chasing terrified women in the park.
  • Shagios
    Shagios Posts: 8 Member
    This has got to be the best thread I have read on this whole forum!
    I had wondered if you could log it and if my Fitbit would pick up the activity?
    I may just have to experiment :-)
  • xLaPetiteFille
    xLaPetiteFille Posts: 76
    Didn't getting dumped by the boyfriend make the list? (:

    I went hulk, broke dishes, cried, stabbed a watermelon. five times.
  • xLaPetiteFille
    xLaPetiteFille Posts: 76
    I burn 400 calories/hour chasing terrified women in the park.

    Please, i could use the stalking-service. Assuming the women are walking twice the rate you are. 800 cals plox..
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Didn't getting dumped by the boyfriend make the list? (:

    I went hulk, broke dishes, cried, stabbed a watermelon. five times.

    poor watermelon next time just stab the man less cruel (kidding I kid I kid)
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Didn't getting dumped by the boyfriend make the list? (:

    I went hulk, broke dishes, cried, stabbed a watermelon. five times.

    poor watermelon next time just stab the man less cruel (kidding I kid I kid)
    :laugh: :laugh:
    You are awesome. :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    I wear my HRM during sex- overall it averages out to 2 cals per minute - 3 cals for extremely vigorous activity.

    This made me laugh..not that you wore once to see..but like ... all the time? ?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    OK fine if you all want to log your copulation calories then go ahead, but please promise me that when you dont lose any weight you wont make a post about how you dont understand it you have raunchy, sweaty, up against the wall, hair pulling coitus 21 times a week burn 1000kcals every session and havent lost a pound. Promise me you'll spare us from that?
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    If this was accurate, I'd never have to run another mile.

    But there's no way heavy petting burns more than a 5K. The only way it would burn more is if I was kick boxing the guy in between smooches.
  • DJMIKEY1
    DJMIKEY1 Posts: 523 Member
    Do I need a partner for all this??
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