Worst pick up lines?

kathrynloreili
kathrynloreili Posts: 394
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What are the worst pick up lines you've ever heard?

"Are you google? Because you're all I've been searching for." lol
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?

    Anti-Pick-up-lines.jpg
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • SuperSmudger
    SuperSmudger Posts: 292
    Your father must have been a thief.

    Huh?

    Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • kathrynloreili
    kathrynloreili Posts: 394
    Your father must have been a thief.

    Huh?

    Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    bahaha
  • jasonrochon
    jasonrochon Posts: 55
    I had a girl say this to me, "I'd go to jail for you . . ."
    Kinda creepy, but I was glad I got hit on, girls are usually shy.
  • dumplingsx
    dumplingsx Posts: 24
    So you're a girl huh?

    Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten i see!

    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

    xD
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

    HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!
  • Britt2Fitjrny
    Britt2Fitjrny Posts: 558 Member
    Your father must have been a thief.

    Huh?

    Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    I fell for this one with my sixths grade crush. hahaha... It worked.
  • kathrynloreili
    kathrynloreili Posts: 394
    ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

    HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

    Same here! GAH if I could ban one word... haha
  • Stevencknapp
    Stevencknapp Posts: 1
    Excuse me, but can you tell me how much does a polar bear weigh?

    "Huh?"

    Enough to break the ice.. I'm Steven, what's your name??
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    ....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway: :angry:
  • kathrynloreili
    kathrynloreili Posts: 394
    ....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway: :angry:

    Douche. lol
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
    How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

    Enough to break the ice.

    So lame!
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    ....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway: :angry:

    Douche. lol

    I was 4 months pregnant, when this jerk asked me that AFTER I told him i was pregnant and married.....:noway:
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    Will you hold my pickle?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    My uncle told me this one he used on his coworker:

    "I went to the doctor and found out I had diabetes of the eye."

    "oh no, how did you get that?"

    "He says I've been looking at too much sugar!"

    (facepalm)
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    One time me and a co-worker were joking about her uterus becoming part of a shrine for us to pray to (she was having a hysterectomy), then I told her 'Your uterus is a religion I could get into.' and we decided that was the worst pickup line ever.

    Yeah we're immature. XD
  • sarahbethfit233
    sarahbethfit233 Posts: 77
    When someone says, "I swear I've seen you before!", you reply, "Do you watch porn?......."
  • Behl9
    Behl9 Posts: 95 Member
    Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.


    Hahahahaha! :laugh:
  • katrinkap
    katrinkap Posts: 443 Member
    can i wear your your thighs for ear muffs???

    sorry, i laughed when he said this, and then i smacked his head. :) we're still good friends... :)
  • Lazygal53
    Lazygal53 Posts: 294 Member
    Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
    I would love to see that dress you have on laying on the floor next to my bed. UGGGGGGGGGG
  • sarahbethfit233
    sarahbethfit233 Posts: 77
    So you're a girl huh?

    Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten i see!

    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

    xD

    If I had a nickel for every time some guy from up North had used the Tennessee line on me.... lol
  • atulas
    atulas Posts: 23 Member
    "Did you just fart?"

    "beacuse you just blew me away"
  • suckerlove
    suckerlove Posts: 198
    ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

    HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

    I hate that so much, back when I was dating, he used that once and I was done
  • MisterGoodBar
    MisterGoodBar Posts: 157 Member
    ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

    HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

    Same here! GAH if I could ban one word... haha

    aww dang it, but it works on all the telenovelas! how else am i to end the ice breaker w/ the ladies?! :flowerforyou:
  • SLE0803
    SLE0803 Posts: 145 Member
    these are hilarious! bump!
  • Okey88
    Okey88 Posts: 3 Member
    Man:How Much Doe's A Polar Bear Weigh

    Woman:I Dunno

    Man:Enough To Break The Ice Between Me And You
  • harpercutie
    harpercutie Posts: 118 Member
    baha what a romantic

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