Worst pick up lines?
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can i wear your your thighs for ear muffs???
sorry, i laughed when he said this, and then i smacked his head. we're still good friends...0 -
Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.
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I would love to see that dress you have on laying on the floor next to my bed. UGGGGGGGGGG0
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So you're a girl huh?
Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten i see!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
xD
If I had a nickel for every time some guy from up North had used the Tennessee line on me.... lol0 -
"Did you just fart?"
"beacuse you just blew me away"0 -
ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:
HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!
I hate that so much, back when I was dating, he used that once and I was done0 -
ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:
HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!
Same here! GAH if I could ban one word... haha
aww dang it, but it works on all the telenovelas! how else am i to end the ice breaker w/ the ladies?! :flowerforyou:0 -
these are hilarious! bump!0
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Man:How Much Doe's A Polar Bear Weigh
Woman:I Dunno
Man:Enough To Break The Ice Between Me And You0 -
baha what a romantic0
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Once had a girl whisper a message to me for her friend "you wanna get your noodle wet?". I felt rather violated.0
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I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.0
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How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?
LOL- classic!!!0 -
How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?
I had one guy ask me out one too many times. The last, "Nah, I am not hungry."0 -
There is one about a polar bear... .but i forget how it goes...0
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This was said to me once......
Your *kitten* is like a keg.....id like to tap that!!!!!0 -
"Got 5 minutes to kill...you wanna?" I can't believe it actually worked for me.0
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Does this handkerchief smell like Chloroform?0
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There is one about a polar bear... .but i forget how it goes...0
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I had a guy in a bar once ask me "Hey, what's your sign?" Seriously. That was so worn out AGES ago! I put my hand up like a traffic cop and said "My sign? It's STOP" and walked off. Get a little more creative, buddy!
My best friend in high school carried around PEZ dispensers and go up to girls he wanted to talk to and say "Hi, would you like a PEZ?" He said it never worked. I told him he was asking the wrong girls...I would fall for that!0
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