Worst pick up lines?

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  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
    Once had a girl whisper a message to me for her friend "you wanna get your noodle wet?". I felt rather violated.
  • Okey88
    Okey88 Posts: 3 Member
    I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?

    Anti-Pick-up-lines.jpg


    LOL- classic!!!
  • karenwill2
    karenwill2 Posts: 604 Member
    How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?

    Anti-Pick-up-lines.jpg

    I had one guy ask me out one too many times. The last, "Nah, I am not hungry."
  • wsuduce
    wsuduce Posts: 68 Member
    There is one about a polar bear... .but i forget how it goes...
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    This was said to me once......

    Your *kitten* is like a keg.....id like to tap that!!!!!
  • RollinDawg
    RollinDawg Posts: 235 Member
    "Got 5 minutes to kill...you wanna?" I can't believe it actually worked for me.
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    Does this handkerchief smell like Chloroform?
  • nikic50
    nikic50 Posts: 209
    There is one about a polar bear... .but i forget how it goes...
    Haha!!!! I was sick of hearing that line too :):yawn:
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    I had a guy in a bar once ask me "Hey, what's your sign?" Seriously. That was so worn out AGES ago! I put my hand up like a traffic cop and said "My sign? It's STOP" and walked off. Get a little more creative, buddy!

    My best friend in high school carried around PEZ dispensers and go up to girls he wanted to talk to and say "Hi, would you like a PEZ?" He said it never worked. I told him he was asking the wrong girls...I would fall for that!
  • springseternal
    springseternal Posts: 245 Member
    Him: "Look, I'm going to be straight with you. I spent the last 5 years in jail. I haven't had sex in 6. Want to sneak into the bathroom and help me out with that?"

    I had to appreciate the honesty.
  • oliv2065
    oliv2065 Posts: 204 Member
    I get "Will you marry me?" I don't really understant how that one is even suppose to work. Scares the s#!t out of me everytime
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
    "Wanna go get some pizza and *kitten*?................whuuuut...... you don't like pizza"?






    (I know, I know...copied from a previous post of mine)
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.

    Lol here's on guy: roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you( i think) Girl: roses r red violets r blue I have 5 fingers the middle Ones for u


    i never used a pick up line in my life maybe i should
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number.. so call me, maybe?
  • OneChanceOneLife
    OneChanceOneLife Posts: 26 Member
    Hey, what's up with your protein intake?
  • SuperSmudger
    SuperSmudger Posts: 292
    Are you tired?

    ....because you have been running through my mind all night!
  • RockaholicMama
    RockaholicMama Posts: 786 Member
    I'm not even sure if it's a pick up line, but I had a guy at the gym say, "I'm a pilot, want to go play in the cockpit?"
  • harpercutie
    harpercutie Posts: 118 Member
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  • harpercutie
    harpercutie Posts: 118 Member
    Hey, what's up with your protein intake?

    i was told this once...it worked
  • ElementalEscapee
    ElementalEscapee Posts: 552 Member
    Hey baby did you fall from heaven because have sex with me.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    is your name visa? cause your everywhere i wanna be.
  • OneChanceOneLife
    OneChanceOneLife Posts: 26 Member
    Hey, what's up with your protein intake?

    i was told this once...it worked

    Really? Lucky guy :P
  • monty619
    monty619 Posts: 1,308 Member
    "Wanna go get some pizza and *kitten*?................whuuuut...... you don't like pizza"?






    (I know, I know...copied from a previous post of mine)

    as she walks away it continues with... "No wait wait I was kidding... Does it look like i eat pizza?? *shows abs* "lets go get sushi instead!"
  • brittanyscherich
    brittanyscherich Posts: 355 Member
    I looove corny pickup lines! Soo funny. My fav is :

    "Were your pants on sale? Because at my house, they'd be 100% off." ahahahahaha love it.
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
    "Wanna go get some pizza and *kitten*?................whuuuut...... you don't like pizza"?






    (I know, I know...copied from a previous post of mine)

    LMAO....exactly.
    as she walks away it continues with... "No wait wait I was kidding... Does it look like i eat pizza?? *shows abs* "lets go get sushi instead!"
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
    GET IN THE VAN!!!!!!!!!!
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
    Guy: Baby, your feet must be hurting.

    Girl: rolls her eyes and sayin, "why? because i have been running through your mind all day".

    Guy: "No because those shoes you have on look too damn small"

    Girl: Laughs,

    Guy: laughs, and says, "jus kidding, whats your name tho"

    Girl: laughs and gives her name.

    conversation ensues
  • runnermama81
    runnermama81 Posts: 388 Member
    "Do you know anyone who would go on a date with me?"
    "Nope. Sorry."
    "How about you?"

    Really?
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    "Do you know anyone who would go on a date with me?"
    "Nope. Sorry."
    "How about you?"

    Really?

    That is horrible. That's absolutely pitiful.

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