Worst pick up lines?

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  • katrinkap
    katrinkap Posts: 443 Member
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    can i wear your your thighs for ear muffs???

    sorry, i laughed when he said this, and then i smacked his head. :) we're still good friends... :)
  • Lazygal53
    Lazygal53 Posts: 294 Member
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    Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
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    I would love to see that dress you have on laying on the floor next to my bed. UGGGGGGGGGG
  • sarahbethfit233
    sarahbethfit233 Posts: 77
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    So you're a girl huh?

    Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten i see!

    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

    xD

    If I had a nickel for every time some guy from up North had used the Tennessee line on me.... lol
  • atulas
    atulas Posts: 23 Member
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    "Did you just fart?"

    "beacuse you just blew me away"
  • suckerlove
    suckerlove Posts: 198
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    ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

    HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

    I hate that so much, back when I was dating, he used that once and I was done
  • MisterGoodBar
    MisterGoodBar Posts: 157 Member
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    ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

    HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

    Same here! GAH if I could ban one word... haha

    aww dang it, but it works on all the telenovelas! how else am i to end the ice breaker w/ the ladies?! :flowerforyou:
  • SLE0803
    SLE0803 Posts: 145 Member
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    these are hilarious! bump!
  • Okey88
    Okey88 Posts: 3 Member
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    Man:How Much Doe's A Polar Bear Weigh

    Woman:I Dunno

    Man:Enough To Break The Ice Between Me And You
  • harpercutie
    harpercutie Posts: 118 Member
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    baha what a romantic
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
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    Once had a girl whisper a message to me for her friend "you wanna get your noodle wet?". I felt rather violated.
  • Okey88
    Okey88 Posts: 3 Member
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    I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
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    How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?

    Anti-Pick-up-lines.jpg


    LOL- classic!!!
  • karenwill2
    karenwill2 Posts: 604 Member
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    How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?

    Anti-Pick-up-lines.jpg

    I had one guy ask me out one too many times. The last, "Nah, I am not hungry."
  • wsuduce
    wsuduce Posts: 68 Member
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    There is one about a polar bear... .but i forget how it goes...
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    This was said to me once......

    Your *kitten* is like a keg.....id like to tap that!!!!!
  • RollinDawg
    RollinDawg Posts: 235 Member
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    "Got 5 minutes to kill...you wanna?" I can't believe it actually worked for me.
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
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    Does this handkerchief smell like Chloroform?
  • nikic50
    nikic50 Posts: 209
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    There is one about a polar bear... .but i forget how it goes...
    Haha!!!! I was sick of hearing that line too :):yawn:
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
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    I had a guy in a bar once ask me "Hey, what's your sign?" Seriously. That was so worn out AGES ago! I put my hand up like a traffic cop and said "My sign? It's STOP" and walked off. Get a little more creative, buddy!

    My best friend in high school carried around PEZ dispensers and go up to girls he wanted to talk to and say "Hi, would you like a PEZ?" He said it never worked. I told him he was asking the wrong girls...I would fall for that!

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