It's Friday! Say something completely random

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  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    I am guided by a force much great than luck!!!
  • morningmud
    morningmud Posts: 477 Member
    I broke 3 nails this week! 3 dammit!!!
  • jothekid
    jothekid Posts: 230 Member
    It's Friday the 13th Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! K no it's not...
    close though lol
  • TabbathaAnne
    TabbathaAnne Posts: 162 Member
    OPPAN GANGNAMSEUTAIL!!!

    <3
  • Punchabear
    Punchabear Posts: 42
    Gravity is thicker than water. That is why when it rains the water falls down from the sky, and why the oceans are normal.
  • MrDelts
    MrDelts Posts: 209 Member
    Round boxes make me floppy!!!!
  • Seriousmom3
    Seriousmom3 Posts: 164
    what heinous ****ery is this?

    aww, the **** rhyme with duck. i love christopher moore.
  • legendary781
    legendary781 Posts: 62 Member
    Dennis Moore. Dennis More and his horse Concord.....
  • hunkofmexican
    hunkofmexican Posts: 128 Member
    Worst Thread Ever !
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who carried his cash in a bucket
    (HA, you thought it was gonna be dirty, didn't you? Perv.)
    His daughter, named Nan
    Ran away with a man
    And as for the bucket, Nan tucket.

    Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
    (The man and the girl with the bucket)
    Pa said to the man
    You're welcome to Nan
    But as for the bucket, Pa tucket.

    There once was a woman named Alice
    Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus
    When they found her vagina
    It was somewhere in China
    and her *kitten* was on Buckingham Palace
  • smorales44
    smorales44 Posts: 2
    Hubba Bubba, Yay!!
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It'd be Hambone..
  • BiggestLittlePurdy
    BiggestLittlePurdy Posts: 21 Member
    snarkpoop
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    May not be random...but it's definitely unexpected.

    Spinquisition.jpg
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
    I wish the vending machine at work had pickles...
  • maro_p
    maro_p Posts: 57 Member
    Cause this is thriller, thriller night and no one is gonna save you from the beast about to strike!
  • vonnywaft
    vonnywaft Posts: 182
    here's a llama
    there's a llama
    and another little llama
    fuzzy llama
    funny llama
    llama llama
    duck

    llama llama
    cheesecake
    llama
    tablet
    brick
    potato
    llama
    llama llama
    mushroom
    llama
    llama llama
    duck

    i was once a treehouse
    i lived in a cake
    but i never saw the way
    the orange slayed the rake
    i was only three years dead
    but it told a tale
    and now listen, little child
    to the safety rail

    did you ever see a llama
    kiss a llama
    on the llama
    llama's llama
    tastes of llama
    llama llama
    duck

    half a llama
    twice the llama
    not a llama
    farmer
    llama
    llama in a car
    alarm a llama
    llama
    duck

    is THIS how it's told now?
    is it all so old?
    is it made of lemon juice?
    doorknob
    ankle
    cold
    now my song is getting thin
    i've run out of luck
    time for me to retire now
    and become a duck

    (Google the Llama Song - it's much funnier when you hear it sung!)
  • beyg
    beyg Posts: 212 Member
    post did not post, 69696969969 random. Quack
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    Flllurrrpity Flurp!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    Refactoring to decouple tightly coupled code really sucks on a Friday afternoon...

    Yeah, what you said!:noway:
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    When I was 10 my dad bought me a Nintendo with a Mario Bros. game!!

    I got an NES on my 5th birthday. I STILL have it. I'm almost 32. I have about a dozen games. My kid is obsessed with Kung Fu!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    Oh freddled gruntbuggly
    thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
    Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

    Excellent!
  • LoneR113
    LoneR113 Posts: 27
    Ugga-Woom-Da Wooft!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

    If you had 10 apples and gave 8 of them to polar bears where did the blue dinasour go?
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

    Educational and fun! I LIKE!!!!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    May not be random...but it's definitely unexpected.

    Spinquisition.jpg


    Of course it is. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    It's just a flesh wound

    I'll bite your knees off!

    Monty Python and Mel Brooks are my TWO favorite things pertaining to funnies.. Sigh. I'm in humor heaven today.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    It's Friday the 13th Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! K no it's not...
    close though lol

    You actually made me glance at my task bar to check the date! :laugh:
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." :wink:
    ~ The Doctor

    I saw my FIRST episode last week. Can't believe I somehow missed this for SO long!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    here's a llama
    there's a llama
    and another little llama
    fuzzy llama
    funny llama
    llama llama
    duck

    llama llama
    cheesecake
    llama
    tablet
    brick
    potato
    llama
    llama llama
    mushroom
    llama
    llama llama
    duck

    i was once a treehouse
    i lived in a cake
    but i never saw the way
    the orange slayed the rake
    i was only three years dead
    but it told a tale
    and now listen, little child
    to the safety rail

    did you ever see a llama
    kiss a llama
    on the llama
    llama's llama
    tastes of llama
    llama llama
    duck

    half a llama
    twice the llama
    not a llama
    farmer
    llama
    llama in a car
    alarm a llama
    llama
    duck

    is THIS how it's told now?
    is it all so old?
    is it made of lemon juice?
    doorknob
    ankle
    cold
    now my song is getting thin
    i've run out of luck
    time for me to retire now
    and become a duck

    (Google the Llama Song - it's much funnier when you hear it sung!)

    OH.
    MY.
    GOD.
    YOU KNOW THE LLAMA SONG!!!!!!

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