It's Friday! Say something completely random

rhvandan · September 2012

May not be random...but it's definitely unexpected.

Of course it is. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Did you use the comfy chair? The one with the REALLY squashy cushions???

Lift_hard_eat_big · September 2012

Donkey smell

Jonesingmucho · September 2012

Pass Go! Collect 200 dollars!
Less filling! Tastes great!
She is half your age, but I'm guessing that's the reason that you stayed...
Let's all practice Fularious Street Slang...
Oh Daddy! I've been a bad girl....

Briski1411 · September 2012

I got to poop!

icandoit203 · September 2012

Supercalifragilisticexpliadocous ( i think that how it's spelled)

Shawty_Ro · September 2012

I could do with some

Peezy4President · September 2012

MASHED POTATOES

GhostPack · September 2012

Fraggle

BigBrewski · September 2012

Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!!!!!

Krizzo87 · September 2012

Anal dwelling butt monkey!!!

AngryDiet · September 2012

A truck!

LiftBigtoGetFit · September 2012

taint

lbmore33 · September 2012

workn 16hrs

lachesissss · September 2012

I don't always run outdoors, but when I do, I make sure that it's away from hobos and popo's.

lindsy721 · September 2012

GAAAHHHH the angry awkward octopus has stolen everybody's left shoe in the department of redundancy department!!!!

fwalz3 · September 2012

And now for something completely different. --Monty Python---

Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say no More, Say no More...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!

zyxst · September 2012

BURMA

maremare312 · September 2012

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

HypersonicFitNess · September 2012

You woke me up to discuss how to get more sleep?

jfrog123 · September 2012

I once dreamt that I was stuck inside a giant jar of peanut butter. Did I mention that in this dream I was a unicorn?

peles_fire · September 2012

"Twas brillig and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimseed were the borogoves..."

peles_fire · September 2012

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

We must be soulmates...marry me?

deedeehopes · September 2012

I want a baby orangutan.

GCanha · September 2012

Just bought a gorgeous sexy dress- 2 sizes down from where I started to wear on my wedding anniversary. My husband's eyes are going to pop out of his face!