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  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    *stands up and starts slow clap*
    Thank you, thank you. I'd just like to take a few minutes to thank the little people...
    Oompa Loompas...
    The Lollipop Guild...
    The guy from Game of Thrones...
  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
    Iceberg lettuce is a garnish, not a food. Romaine lettuce is real food. Clearly you are overstating your case.
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Iceberg lettuce is a garnish, not a food. Romaine lettuce is real food. Clearly you are overstating your case.

    oh no no no!
    Iceberg lettuce has a very delicate place in recipes, so don't discount it. You can't use romaine in a lettuce wrap!
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Do you need support and friends to get you past this lettuce crisis?

    Will these so called friends lead me not into salads?
    ..And, deliver you from dressing.

    ^^Bwahahahaha!!! I just snorted water through my nose...at work. They can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I love lettuce, but I think he is cheating on me. He has been staying out late and coming home kinda wilted.
  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
    I love lettuce, but I think he is cheating on me. He has been staying out late and coming home kinda wilted.

    I notice my lettuce definitely wilting and lacking staying power in the summer. It never occurred to me that it might be more than the heat, but it sounds like there could be much more to it.
  • KatieKatB
    KatieKatB Posts: 17
    I LOVE lettuce! :love:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
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  • ChihakuZeal
    ChihakuZeal Posts: 65
    I love Lettuce but he cheated on me with Bacon and Tomato!!!
    Time to go on Maury I guess... :(
  • slrose
    slrose Posts: 164 Member
    i <3 lettuce
    but i like spinach better
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Butter lettuce is awesome! It's like the butter of lettuces!
  • marthadztx
    marthadztx Posts: 337 Member
    Lettuce...YUM!
  • MelissaE27
    MelissaE27 Posts: 682 Member
    OMg this made LOL ... I needed this.. thank you OP :)
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I use lettuce to make my food diary look better....sorry lettuce.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    The biggest problem with lettuce (and most leafy veggies) is that, while they do have gobsof stopping power, they are very difficult to conceal properly.
    And most salad accessories that you CAN conceal really have very little stopping power.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Bacon makes lettuce better. Then again, bacon makes everything better.
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