Silly Fears

Oh gawd... I cant sleep with the closet door open, I hate dolls and clowns ~ especially those creepy antique clown dolls... I always check behind the shower curtain before I go pee... smh... and bugs ~ I can't handle anything larger than an ant because little flying things creep me out. I have punched out a car window in effort to kill a mosquito. True story.

Oh ~ and NEEDLES and SHOTS... If I were ever diabetic Id be f***ed...

There was a colossal spider in a huge web across the steps on my back porch. I thought it was really cool and even took pictures of it feeding on a fly.

But when the web was GONE, and I didn't know where the spider was anymore... that kind of freaked me out.

roaches
spiders
eyeballs
getting fat
clowns
dolls
driving behind vehicles carrying loads
driving behind any vehicle I can't see around
taking a shower when I'm home alone

Snakes! And man made heights like the top of the Sears Building Observation Deck in chicago. However, I can climb up a radio tower to do work without issue.

Dead animals.

How do you get a boob caught in a 3 ring binder. Please explain. Pics to show how.

Why would I get my boob caught in a three ring binder so i could take pictures for you. You are a sick little pervert. Search porn hub or something for that.

I thought they meant it as a joke, not a come on.

frogs *shudder*

Belly buttons as well lol!
Also I'm always paranoid that my house is
going to be haunted and I'm also scared of
getting abducted while walking around my campus
at night (I've read WAY too much true crime haha).

lightbulbs. i swear, every time i change one, i'm certain it's going to shatter and puncture through my hand or my face. and working at a power plant, i have to change bulbs all the time.

This actually happened to an ex... kinda...

He was leaning over a lamp trying to inspect his mouth (holding a mirror ofc).. he accidentally drooled on the lightbulb (derp) and it exploded. Luckily he was not injured but it could've been VERY nasty. Tiny shards every where. Imagine them flying into the back of your throat.

I'm sorry.

This post was downright evil. I love it. :devil:

I have 3 irrational fears:

1 - Shark Attack - by far the most plausible of the 3, but I am in an ocean maybe once every two years, if even that.
2 - Alien Abduction. Any time I catch a clip or something from one of those movies (Communion, Fire in the Sky, etc..) I'll have like a week of sleeping with the lights on.
3 - This one's long, but hear me out. You know when you're driving on a highway at night, and someone in the car in front of you tosses a cigarette butt out the window, and it lands and you see the sparks go everywhere? I always have this one-second burst of white-knuckle PANIC that as I drive over the cigarette, my car will have a previously undiscovered MASSIVE gasoline leak which will be ignited by the cig, and my car will suddenly become a FIREBALL.

So yeah.

And Funeral Diner if you post pics of aliens, so help me...

Bees, wasps, most bugs.
Spiders.
Balloons.
Champagne corks.

Last night, my youngest boy, Iggy, who is obese due to medical issues and only about 1, started hacking and coughing and I freaked right the bleep out. I went into crazy paranoid mommy mode and held him in his carry bag which I strapped to my chest for several hours and called like 3 vets to see if they thought it was an emergency. Pretty much all of the vets told me it was “probably a cold”.

Deep down, I know it’s probably a cold. But I will be watching him like a hawk again today and if he continues hacking, he’s going to the vet for tests. And don’t even start me on my paranoia of distemper… *shudder*

I hope he will be okay. I'll keep him in my thoughts. My sister has ferrets and they are so fun to watch because they are so crazy. They are getting up there in age too so I'm always worried about hers as well.

As for this topic, I hate phones. I fear calling strangers. I always have to write out a little script so I don't fumble over my words when I have to call someone at work. I think it's mainly because I can't see the person I'm talking to and I think they're judging me. I dunno! My family thinks I'm nuts.

Another one is mirrors in the dark. I'm fine with mirrors in the light but something always creeps me out and I avoid looking into them when it's dark.

I have a total fear of drowning - but I love to swim. I HATE being in a deep end of a pool alone.
Clowns
The rocking cages on the Ferris wheel at California Adventure. Every year I suck it up for my kids to go on that awful ride and the only way I make it out alive is by insisting we sit in the non-swinging cage seats.
Showering when I am home alone.

Terrified of closets open closets at night lol, and not of spiders but having one on me freaks me out. I'll kill those *****e5 all day but you're out of your mind if you want me to hold one hostage.

Emus, but it's not silly. I have my reasons.

Also, I'm afraid of heights. Short heights. I can't wear heels, or stand on a chair without a minor anxiety episode. Did just fine looking at the view from the top of a mountain or ferris wheel, though.