I think your the father of one of my kids...

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DanceForever904
DanceForever904 Posts: 611 Member
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A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a really attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. Hes rather taken aback cause he cant remember where he knows her from. So he says,"Do you know me?" To which she replies "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says "My God your the stripper at my bachelor party that i made love to on the pool table with my buddies watching while your partner whipped me with celery!"
She looked into his eyes calmly and said "No i am your son's teacher"............ LMAO had to share

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  • tz2187
    tz2187 Posts: 250 Member
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    Good one, made me laugh!
  • MyPaperBleedsInk
    MyPaperBleedsInk Posts: 240 Member
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    Haha.... heard this one before, and it's still funny. In the version I heard, I think his wife was with him.
  • MikkLuhnRozzWhuh
    MikkLuhnRozzWhuh Posts: 240 Member
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    "My God your the stripper at my bachelor party that i made love to on the pool table with my buddies watching while your partner whipped me with celery!"

    Uhm...hahaha.
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    hehehe
  • sonjanicole
    sonjanicole Posts: 25
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    hahaha...that's awkward
  • cxzawerf
    cxzawerf Posts: 23 Member
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    Thank you for brightening my evening. I will now go spread this greatness to others. =)

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