GRRR Gym No-No's!
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GorillaEsq
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After my evening at the gym tonight, I feel compelled to vent. Gym-time, is workout-time. The following are things that really annoy Gorilla:
Sitting on equipment I need, talking on your cell phone.
No. No. No. Nooooo. Here's how your next conversation is going to go...
Bob: Hey Bill, it's Bob. Got your message. I'm at the gym working out.
Bill: Hey buddy, great to hear from you. You're at the gym right now?
Bob: Yeah, I think I'll sit on this weight-bench and continue to be completely oblivious to my own d*uche-baggedness.
Bill: Awesome. How's the wife?
Bob: She's great...Hold on Bill, some giant meathead guy is saying he's about to shove my phone up my @ss.
Bill: Really?
Bob: Yeah. He just did. Hurts like b!tch. Good thing my Bluetooth headset still picks up.
Bill: So the wife is good?
Bob: Yeah. You know women... She's out shoppin'... Again... hahaha...
Taking up gym space whilst texting... Bad.
Hey, Miley Cyrus, no one gives a flying-*kitten* that you just totally have to tell Buffy about your super-awesome-fabulous new pink skirt. STFU, get off your phone and f**king move. K? LOLZ! WINKY-FACE! ;0
Looky-Lookerson with a chronic case of Stare-idus.
WTF? Did my b@lls suddenly pop-out and smile at you? Are you trying to eye-f**k my my b!tchin' tanktop? WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? Here, meet Bob. Ask to borrow his phone. He'll call Bill back later.
Ok. I feel better.
Happy Tuesday.
Sitting on equipment I need, talking on your cell phone.
No. No. No. Nooooo. Here's how your next conversation is going to go...
Bob: Hey Bill, it's Bob. Got your message. I'm at the gym working out.
Bill: Hey buddy, great to hear from you. You're at the gym right now?
Bob: Yeah, I think I'll sit on this weight-bench and continue to be completely oblivious to my own d*uche-baggedness.
Bill: Awesome. How's the wife?
Bob: She's great...Hold on Bill, some giant meathead guy is saying he's about to shove my phone up my @ss.
Bill: Really?
Bob: Yeah. He just did. Hurts like b!tch. Good thing my Bluetooth headset still picks up.
Bill: So the wife is good?
Bob: Yeah. You know women... She's out shoppin'... Again... hahaha...
Taking up gym space whilst texting... Bad.
Hey, Miley Cyrus, no one gives a flying-*kitten* that you just totally have to tell Buffy about your super-awesome-fabulous new pink skirt. STFU, get off your phone and f**king move. K? LOLZ! WINKY-FACE! ;0
Looky-Lookerson with a chronic case of Stare-idus.
WTF? Did my b@lls suddenly pop-out and smile at you? Are you trying to eye-f**k my my b!tchin' tanktop? WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? Here, meet Bob. Ask to borrow his phone. He'll call Bill back later.
Ok. I feel better.
Happy Tuesday.
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Lmao .. I love love love your posts they always make me giggle... and you know why they are staring????? well hello look at you darlin0
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Funny people that make complete sense = win.0
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Walking around the locker room naked for an inordinate amount of time. I understand the locker room is for changing, so a renegade boob or a random butt cheek doesn't irk me. Just be expedient about it. Panties and a bra or a towel are all I'm asking here.
Standing around naked just chatting or leaning over the counter (agh, me eyes!) doing your makeup in the buff is just not necessary. I don't even do that at home!
Also, people who come up and want to start chatting with me. While I clearly have headphones in. WTF?!? Even taking them out dramatically doesn't seem to deter them...0 -
That just made my night!! Rofl!! I heart you!!!0
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Duuuude... why are old men in the locker room oblivious to the fact that their *kitten* is dragging the floor behind them?? Roll that *kitten* up and tuck it in your foopah man! I just ate!0
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Duuuude... why are old men in the locker room oblivious to the fact that their *kitten* is dragging the floor behind them?? Roll that *kitten* up and tuck it in your foopah man! I just ate!
What's this rumor I hear about them using the hand dryers for these floor draggers?0 -
They just throw them over their shoulder, and use the hand drier. It's faster.0
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After my evening at the gym tonight, I feel compelled to vent. Gym-time, is workout-time. The following are things that really annoy Gorilla:
Sitting on equipment I need, talking on your cell phone.
No. No. No. Nooooo. Here's how your next conversation is going to go...
Bob: Hey Bill, it's Bob. Got your message. I'm at the gym working out.
Bill: Hey buddy, great to hear from you. You're at the gym right now?
Bob: Yeah, I think I'll sit on this weight-bench and continue to be completely oblivious to my own d*uche-baggedness.
Bill: Awesome. How's the wife?
Bob: She's great...Hold on Bill, some giant meathead guy is saying he's about to shove my phone up my @ss.
Bill: Really?
Bob: Yeah. He just did. Hurts like b!tch. Good thing my Bluetooth headset still picks up.
Bill: So the wife is good?
Bob: Yeah. You know women... She's out shoppin'... Again... hahaha...
Taking up gym space whilst texting... Bad.
Hey, Miley Cyrus, no one gives a flying-*kitten* that you just totally have to tell Buffy about your super-awesome-fabulous new pink skirt. STFU, get off your phone and f**king move. K? LOLZ! WINKY-FACE! ;0
Looky-Lookerson with a chronic case of Stare-idus.
WTF? Did my b@lls suddenly pop-out and smile at you? Are you trying to eye-f**k my my b!tchin' tanktop? WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? Here, meet Bob. Ask to borrow his phone. He'll call Bill back later.
Ok. I feel better.
Happy Tuesday.
I could get into some stories about my gym, pure entertainment at times. This could have been FTW had Bill and Bob really been Neal and Bob0 -
Walking around the locker room naked for an inordinate amount of time. I understand the locker room is for changing, so a renegade boob or a random butt cheek doesn't irk me. Just be expedient about it. Panties and a bra or a towel are all I'm asking here.
Standing around naked just chatting or leaning over the counter (agh, me eyes!) doing your makeup in the buff is just not necessary. I don't even do that at home!
Also, people who come up and want to start chatting with me. While I clearly have headphones in. WTF?!? Even taking them out dramatically doesn't seem to deter them...
AMEN!!0 -
I used to work at a gym and that irritated me and I wasn't even in the weight room. And also, I only heard stories about the men's locker room and it creeped me out!! Ick!
My other issue when I worked there was when I was on the closing shift. I realize your workouts are important but please be courteous to the people who work there and LEAVE at closing time...not get off the machine at closing time and take a shower. The longer you stay after closing time, the longer employees have to stay away from families and in my case homework.0 -
These are all the reason's that I have quite going to the gym! My workout video routine and getting out running/walking/biking has worked out great!0
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I always enjoy GorillaEsq posts! :laugh:0
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Lmao .. I love love love your posts they always make me giggle... and you know why they are staring????? well hello look at you darlin
I'm with Melissa, you're funny and nice to look at. LOLZ, winky face and all that jazz! And I think Bill goes to my gym....0 -
Walking around the locker room naked for an inordinate amount of time. I understand the locker room is for changing, so a renegade boob or a random butt cheek doesn't irk me. Just be expedient about it. Panties and a bra or a towel are all I'm asking here.
Standing around naked just chatting or leaning over the counter (agh, me eyes!) doing your makeup in the buff is just not necessary. I don't even do that at home!
Also, people who come up and want to start chatting with me. While I clearly have headphones in. WTF?!? Even taking them out dramatically doesn't seem to deter them...
^this^
And lifting one leg onto the bench in the locker room to apply moisturiser BEFORE putting panties on :sick:0 -
There is a lady at my gym who recently b!tched me out for sweating all over the machine I was on. She told me to go home and she was going to complain about me. Hey, when I'm done, I wipe the machines down. Isn't the gym for sweating? Why is this a complaint worthy issue?0
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Leaving your SWEATY MAN JUICES all over the equipment without the courtesy of wiping it off when your done. I mean, I love a good sweat-sharing sesh with a guy as much as the next frisky girl, but NO! Time and place for everything!0
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OMG i loved these0
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It is called a Squat rack for a reason, not a curl rack.0
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You're awesome! Will come come to my gym and take the b*tches down?0
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Can I add one?
If you are strong enough to lift the weights on to a machine then you are strong enough to lift them off afterwards. I cannot lift 50kg of weight off so that I can put my 20kg on!0
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