I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

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  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    A mid-size microwave with a human head in it. What a thought.
  • immiscibility
    immiscibility Posts: 1
    I appear to be legless!! :laugh:

    "40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg "
  • LCBinGA
    LCBinGA Posts: 102 Member
    I've lost his (elephant's) heart!!
  • Spanntastic12
    Spanntastic12 Posts: 181
    I lost a small bale of hay with a slab of "I want my baby back...baby back...baby back....I want my baby back..baby back...baby back...chili's baby ribs (barbecue sauce)" :laugh:
  • jenneal89
    jenneal89 Posts: 243
    Haha! World's largest ball of tape and a Chihuahua :)
  • sarahmoo12
    sarahmoo12 Posts: 756 Member
    ooo cool haha!
    Iv lost an average house cat!!
  • GardaniaM
    GardaniaM Posts: 38 Member
    I can't wait to celebrate the loss of an elephants penis but I am excited that I have lost an average 2 yr old =) Congratulations on your loss.
  • mmimmi1
    mmimmi1 Posts: 49 Member
    I lost a human head and a rack of bb ribs .... I need to loose another rack and I'm good. SO if you want to loose 8 pounds fast all you need to do is loose your head :)
  • pstansel74
    pstansel74 Posts: 130 Member
    I lost an elephant heart :)
  • srpthlgy
    srpthlgy Posts: 69
    I'm between a mid-size microwave and an average human leg. lol
  • Spartan_Maker
    Spartan_Maker Posts: 683 Member
    I lost a two month old horse. Giddy-up.
  • HypersonicFitNess
    HypersonicFitNess Posts: 1,219 Member
    Um let's see I previously lost between a cinder block and a mid-size microwave

    this time around I've lost a human head; but only plan to lose up to 10 dozen large eggs
  • DesignGrrl
    DesignGrrl Posts: 147 Member
    Whoa! I've lost a toddler holding a human head!

    Only one cinderblock to go!
  • jothekid
    jothekid Posts: 230 Member
    I lost 10 dozen large eggs...please look around for them :wink:
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig.
  • ksemien
    ksemien Posts: 133 Member
    Awesome! I'm down one automobile tire and still more to go!!
  • DiannaMoorer
    DiannaMoorer Posts: 783 Member
    I loss a whole year of American cheese! With just one cat to go! :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • kalawhon
    kalawhon Posts: 162 Member
    Haha this is too funny!.. I lost a Human Head.. Ha! Oh my!
  • dmoberg11
    dmoberg11 Posts: 39 Member
    I've lost a 5000 BTU a/c...but well on my way to loosing that elephant's penis!!! :laugh:
  • goonas
    goonas Posts: 205
    I've lost Chihuahua and 2 guinea pigs.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    Elephant penis and human head.
  • kimpossible471
    kimpossible471 Posts: 268 Member
    HAHAHA....LOVE IT!!! Thanks!
  • sd75
    sd75 Posts: 49
    Awesome Motivation - Thanx
  • SanyamKaushik
    SanyamKaushik Posts: 215 Member
    Combination of:
    1 sperm whale's brain (16 pounds)
    1 average human brain (3 pounds)
    1 human head (8 pounds)
    4 guinea pigs ( 4X1 lbs)
    (total 31 lbs)
    LOL
  • Jaymefirst
    Jaymefirst Posts: 268 Member
    These are too funny!! Thanks for posting!! I've lost a tire...
  • littlebuddy84
    littlebuddy84 Posts: 995 Member
    I lost an elephant heart :-)
  • StephieF87
    StephieF87 Posts: 60 Member
    Funnnny! I printed it off and shared it with my office...now if we could make the list longer! I need one for 175 pounds loss! As of right now I have loss an average 2 year old.. WOW! One pound to go to have lost amount of cheese an average american eats in a year!
  • cad39too
    cad39too Posts: 874 Member
    So far, as rack of baby back ribs.
  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
    Hahaha... I lost a little over a human head.
  • Crochetaholic
    Crochetaholic Posts: 2
    This is really cool!

    Since I first started dieting, I've lost 46 #'s: an elephant's heart and a rack of baby back ribs.

    Shooting to lose 36 #'s this time: a mid-size microwave.

    Then, after that, I'll be working towards the last 49 #'s: an elephant's heart and a chihuahua.

    Grand total will be 131 #'s lost: a newborn giraffe and a guinea pig.

    Maybe I'll go on to lose a little more depending on how my body looks and how I feel.

    Thank you for sharing this.

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