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    I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

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    • Posts: 836 Member
      A mid-size microwave with a human head in it. What a thought.
    • Posts: 1
      I appear to be legless!! :laugh:

      "40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg "
    • Posts: 102 Member
      I've lost his (elephant's) heart!!
    • Posts: 181
      I lost a small bale of hay with a slab of "I want my baby back...baby back...baby back....I want my baby back..baby back...baby back...chili's baby ribs (barbecue sauce)" :laugh:
    • Posts: 243
      Haha! World's largest ball of tape and a Chihuahua :)
    • Posts: 756 Member
      ooo cool haha!
      Iv lost an average house cat!!
    • Posts: 38 Member
      I can't wait to celebrate the loss of an elephants penis but I am excited that I have lost an average 2 yr old =) Congratulations on your loss.
    • Posts: 49 Member
      I lost a human head and a rack of bb ribs .... I need to loose another rack and I'm good. SO if you want to loose 8 pounds fast all you need to do is loose your head :)
    • Posts: 130 Member
      I lost an elephant heart :)
    • Posts: 69
      I'm between a mid-size microwave and an average human leg. lol
    • Posts: 683 Member
      I lost a two month old horse. Giddy-up.
    • Posts: 1,219 Member
      Um let's see I previously lost between a cinder block and a mid-size microwave

      this time around I've lost a human head; but only plan to lose up to 10 dozen large eggs
    • Posts: 147 Member
      Whoa! I've lost a toddler holding a human head!

      Only one cinderblock to go!
    • Posts: 230 Member
      I lost 10 dozen large eggs...please look around for them :wink:
    • Posts: 522 Member
      I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig.
    • Posts: 133 Member
      Awesome! I'm down one automobile tire and still more to go!!
    • Posts: 783 Member
      I loss a whole year of American cheese! With just one cat to go! :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 162 Member
      Haha this is too funny!.. I lost a Human Head.. Ha! Oh my!
    • Posts: 39 Member
      I've lost a 5000 BTU a/c...but well on my way to loosing that elephant's penis!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 205
      I've lost Chihuahua and 2 guinea pigs.
    • Posts: 1,455 Member
      Elephant penis and human head.
    • Posts: 268 Member
      HAHAHA....LOVE IT!!! Thanks!
    • Posts: 49
      Awesome Motivation - Thanx
    • Posts: 215 Member
      Combination of:
      1 sperm whale's brain (16 pounds)
      1 average human brain (3 pounds)
      1 human head (8 pounds)
      4 guinea pigs ( 4X1 lbs)
      (total 31 lbs)
      LOL
    • Posts: 268 Member
      These are too funny!! Thanks for posting!! I've lost a tire...
    • Posts: 995 Member
      I lost an elephant heart :-)
    • Posts: 60 Member
      Funnnny! I printed it off and shared it with my office...now if we could make the list longer! I need one for 175 pounds loss! As of right now I have loss an average 2 year old.. WOW! One pound to go to have lost amount of cheese an average american eats in a year!
    • Posts: 874 Member
      So far, as rack of baby back ribs.
    • Posts: 1,086 Member
      Hahaha... I lost a little over a human head.
    • Posts: 2
      This is really cool!

      Since I first started dieting, I've lost 46 #'s: an elephant's heart and a rack of baby back ribs.

      Shooting to lose 36 #'s this time: a mid-size microwave.

      Then, after that, I'll be working towards the last 49 #'s: an elephant's heart and a chihuahua.

      Grand total will be 131 #'s lost: a newborn giraffe and a guinea pig.

      Maybe I'll go on to lose a little more depending on how my body looks and how I feel.

      Thank you for sharing this.
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