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I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

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  • resa820
    resa820 Posts: 7 Member
    In 2010 I lost a baby calf, since then I gained back a human leg, and have since lost a sperm whale's brain!
  • lkcuts
    lkcuts Posts: 224
    love this am putting in my topics. Thanks!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    The World's Largest Ball of Tape.
  • NorthwestPA
    NorthwestPA Posts: 63 Member
    Very funny! I have apparently lost the equivalent of amount of cheese an average American eats in a year 30 pounds. This is funny and ironic to me because I am lactose intolerant and do my best to avoid all dairy producs and cheese.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    An Air conditioner....

    ...and I have another to go....apparently :huh:
  • KaydeForce
    KaydeForce Posts: 96 Member
    I lost all the chemical additives an American consumes over the course of a year.

    However, considering that I try to eat very clean, I might have even lost more than that ;-)

    I have an elephant's penis to go. Yay! (another sentence that I never thought I would ever say or write *g*)
  • LavaDoll
    LavaDoll Posts: 595 Member
    i have lost 2 human heads.

    but i have not lost mine...in fact, I have rather *found* it!

    =^x^=
  • dognamedpig
    dognamedpig Posts: 38 Member
    I lost an auto tire! LOL
  • JSlattery79
    JSlattery79 Posts: 116 Member
    I lost an average 2 year old.. lol..
  • jmuller06
    jmuller06 Posts: 109 Member
    LOVE this!!!! And was just the funny I needed this morning.

    I've lost an automobile tire. Now to bust this cinder block! :laugh:
  • RiverMelSong
    RiverMelSong Posts: 456 Member
    I've lost an average housecat xD
  • officegirl27
    officegirl27 Posts: 33 Member
    bump
  • morningmud
    morningmud Posts: 477 Member
    This is hilarious!
    I've lost amount of pizza an average American eats in a year and I'm soon to lose a 2-year old.
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    an average 2 year old =)
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Sperm whale's brain - YEAH BUDDY
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    I've lost a sprem whale's brain and a guinea pig!:laugh:
  • BlondieSuess
    BlondieSuess Posts: 36 Member
    So far I've lost an automobile tire. Thanks for sharing this! :laugh:
  • mfpcopine
    mfpcopine Posts: 3,093 Member
    Leave the penis, keep the brain.*



    *With apologies to The Godfather.
  • way2shy
    way2shy Posts: 20 Member
    I lost an Automobile tire and a guinea pig.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    I lost a human leg and a human brain. :noway: OMG whats left after that???? EEEKKKK LOL
  • debjae
    debjae Posts: 242
    I lost an automobile tire. :laugh: Thanks for the fun list.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    an average 2 year old =)
    well you didn't really want to deal with a 2 year old did you? Lol
  • jyow01
    jyow01 Posts: 123 Member
    Ive lost a midsize microwave and a guniea pig
  • glacier81
    glacier81 Posts: 62 Member
    Hilarious!! So far I've lost an automobile tire and a rack of baby back ribs!
  • phy40
    phy40 Posts: 260 Member
    LOL! I love pizza and I've lost the amount of pizza an American eats a year.
  • ChunkiChica
    ChunkiChica Posts: 150
    This is hilarious and awesome. Bump! :D
  • ANB22
    ANB22 Posts: 64
    bump
  • skinnyeascolady
    skinnyeascolady Posts: 287 Member
    I have lost the amount of pizza the average american eats in a year.
  • wendytc
    wendytc Posts: 189 Member
    I lost an average human leg! No wonder I run so slow... lol.
  • IzzyBmydog
    IzzyBmydog Posts: 58 Member
    An average sized house hold cat is out of the house now.....yeah.....since I'm a dog person....
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