that awkward moment

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  • bittersweetvictories
    bittersweetvictories Posts: 5
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    When you laugh out loud in a quiet library and people wonder what you are laughing about and you say "95 year old men doing thigh presses for candy while the guy on the opposite machine is in his favorite awkward position and all you can think about is not letting him see your black licorice!"

    This is a funny thread.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
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    calling out the wrong name..hmm mmm...while doing the deed. Or worse, being called the wrong name lol...sorry, had to get off the candy subject, and now I'm the perv in the group ha ha ha!!

    I only ever dated women named "Honey" or "Baby."

    Yea...they were the ones on the pole when they looked up and seen daddy lol...only reason in the world to have that kind of name..lol
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
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    You're stuck in a deserted, freezing airport with a 16 yr old boy from the bronx and a very small airplane blanket between the 2 of you.

    Oh God I hate it when that happens
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
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    Going for a thread kill:

    When you realize the really hot girl you just sent your nudes to, is a 95 year old man.

    Only to find out that 95 year old man is your grandpa...then he tells you the story of how he met grandma...she couldn't resist him when he slid open the van door, offered her a Reeses, called her the wrong name while doing the deed in the van and BAM! That's how your mom or dad was made.

    That awkward moment when a random person on the internet knows your family history.

    OH SNAP, I'm good lmao
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    Oh.

    You're on vacation and chilling out, drunk in the pool. Groping your husband. Only to turn around and realize it's not your husband.
    Fun times! At least he was cute.
  • choochoobell
    choochoobell Posts: 147 Member
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    When you fart at the gym and some poor unsuspecting soul walks right into it.
  • kms1104
    kms1104 Posts: 110 Member
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    When you realise that your wife is in bed naked and you're sat in another room writing stupid messages on here

    That's not awkward, that's just an epic FAIL...
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
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    When you realise that your wife is in bed naked and you're sat in another room writing stupid messages on here

    That's not awkward, that's just an epic FAIL...
    And yet I'm still here!
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    when you realize you are the official thread killer.

    Rest in peace thread, your time was short, but it was sweet.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
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    when you realize you are the official thread killer.

    Rest in peace thread, your time was short, but it was sweet.

    Sweet...like candy. K, I'm done lol
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    when you realize you are the official thread killer.

    Rest in peace thread, your time was short, but it was sweet.

    When you realize that you are not, in fact, the thread killer...but simply the Reese's hoarder...
  • Invictus195
    Invictus195 Posts: 112
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    I always wanted to be an inner thigh machine....
  • TravisBurns
    TravisBurns Posts: 353 Member
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    That awkward moment when a guy is actually ON the inner thigh machine.
  • twonkieone
    twonkieone Posts: 132
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    when you get a guy in your van and realize you ran out of candy
    ^ funny!!!
  • twonkieone
    twonkieone Posts: 132
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    That awkward moment when a guy is actually ON the inner thigh machine.
    and wearing his short shorts
  • aubreyjolley
    aubreyjolley Posts: 7
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    When the person on the inner thigh machine is really a guy with short shorts...
    Bahaha this made me actually laugh out loud! Especially since I've experienced this... yikes
  • KeRAWRi
    KeRAWRi Posts: 79 Member
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    When you realize the guy from the gym is the same guy from the van.
  • twonkieone
    twonkieone Posts: 132
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    When you realize the guy from the gym is the same guy from the van.
    i just peed at that one
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
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    When you doing the inner thigh machine in short shorts and theres a guy on a machine facing you

    Oh my God... that happened to me,, (I was the guy)... was that you? Umm,, wow, this is even more awkward now.

    the guy is on the inner thigh machine, in shorts, commando style....
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
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    When you realize the guy from the gym is the same guy from the van.

    SCARY!!

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