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    HOLD IT OR LET IT RIP???

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    • Posts: 140
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      Crop dust the gym.


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      LMAO...............CAUSE THIS IS MY REACTION WHEN SOMEONE ELSE LET IT RIP
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      My co-worker lets it go. At her desk. All day. Every day. I swear she makes more bodily noises than an old man.







      that's me at work.............one of co-worker gave the name LOUD AND PROUD FART:bigsmile: .....................I work in a hospital where foul smells are quite frequent, so mine just blend in :laugh: :laugh:
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      This made me laugh so hard!!
    • Posts: 1,156 Member
      It depends...if people around me have earbuds in, and I know it won't be a sonic boom, I let it rip. If I don't feel safe, I hold it.

      "I took a gamble on a fart and lost." LMAO
    • Posts: 682 Member
      Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
      Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes, please?
      Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
      Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
      Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little **** came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
      Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life
    • Posts: 28 Member
      Let it rip and hope you don't leave skid marks....... then jump off the treadmill and give the universal "GAS" sign and break into an impromptu don your gas mask plyo circuit....
    • Posts: 1,058 Member
      Always get the treadmill next to the old guy in short-shorts. Blame them all on him.
    • Posts: 61,406 Member
      I prefer the Spray and Pray method. I take a walk down the rack of dumbbells and act like I'm looking for the 65s or something. Meanwhile I'm stringing that bad boy out for the length of the entire rack. Then I return to my bench, looking disapointed because somebody didn't rerack the 65s. My thinking is now there is no ground zero that will the fellow lifters can use to pinpoint the source. It's a dead giveaway when both benches on either side of you get vacated in a hurry.

      Bonus tip: You have to do a little zig zag to redirect the tail right before you get back to your bench.
    • Posts: 210 Member
      I try to slip it out smoothly

      "SBD"
    • Posts: 2,480 Member
      lmfao @ the guy who said "Eliptifart" lmao
    • Posts: 4,142 Member
      ill let it rip unless if i am surrounded by cardio bunnies
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      Let it go and own it!! Be proud!!!
    • Posts: 1,343 Member
      While working out in a gym on treadmill, elliptical, abrobics class etc. You have to let one go (fart, pass gas, whatever you call it) do you hold it, or let it go and act like it's not you that let it rip:laugh: As per my GI doc say "let it go" cause it can cause bloating and discomfort:ohwell:

      guys around...i let 'er rip. females beside me...i pause for thought. If they have headphones on...i might consider it. but then theres the smell issue....
    • Posts: 49 Member
      I prefer the Spray and Pray method. I take a walk down the rack of dumbbells and act like I'm looking for the 65s or something. Meanwhile I'm stringing that bad boy out for the length of the entire rack. Then I return to my bench, looking disapointed because somebody didn't rerack the 65s. My thinking is now there is no ground zero that will the fellow lifters can use to pinpoint the source. It's a dead giveaway when both benches on either side of you get vacated in a hurry.

      Bonus tip: You have to do a little zig zag to redirect the tail right before you get back to your bench.


      This is the greatest thing I've ever read.
    • Posts: 1,752 Member
      Turn an burn baby!!!
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      Let it go. Verrrrrrrrry slowly.
    • Posts: 186 Member
      RIP IT!!!!! and RIP IT good!! everyones experienced gas...it's a natural body function!!! It's also the perfect conversation starter and perfect air freshner for the gym!! LMAO:laugh:
    • Posts: 668 Member
      Why deny others the chance to experience the aromatic bouquet of creativity brewing inside of you?

      ROFL! That is the funniest thing I've read all day!
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
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      you stole my gif!:angry:

      He stole it before I had the chance :devil:
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Your son is on line toot!
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      This is why I work out at home. :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      I let it go. I try act coy and play it off like it wasn't me but if someone calls me out on it, I admit it. Everyone does it.
    • Posts: 900 Member
      thread. of. the. day.
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      I prefer the Spray and Pray method. I take a walk down the rack of dumbbells and act like I'm looking for the 65s or something. Meanwhile I'm stringing that bad boy out for the length of the entire rack. Then I return to my bench, looking disapointed because somebody didn't rerack the 65s. My thinking is now there is no ground zero that will the fellow lifters can use to pinpoint the source. It's a dead giveaway when both benches on either side of you get vacated in a hurry.

      Bonus tip: You have to do a little zig zag to redirect the tail right before you get back to your bench.

      This is fantastic advice. I will have to try this "spray and pray."
    • Posts: 946 Member
      Greeting's from the interior....
    • Posts: 1,343 Member
      wait...women fart? I refuse to believe this. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 83 Member
      It depends...if you're wearing headphones you just let it rip...no one will hear you.





      Hahahaha...I love this!! And if you close your eyes, no one can see you! :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,408 Member
      It depends...if people around me have earbuds in, and I know it won't be a sonic boom, I let it rip. If I don't feel safe, I hold it.

      "I took a gamble on a fart and lost." LMAO
      *this*
      but mine smell to much to let go on people i dont know......however if i know you i WILL gass you the f*** out!
    • Posts: 491 Member
      It depends...if you're wearing headphones you just let it rip...no one will hear you.
      hahahaaaa that was so me on the bus the other day... but everyone smelt it!!!
    • Posts: 491 Member
      thread. of. the. day.
      EXACTLY!
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