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stephanieb72
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I live in Maryland and I got arrested for.......taking a lion to the movies. In Maryland this is against the law!
Where do you live and what crazy law does your state have??
Where do you live and what crazy law does your state have??
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Where I live now...
In Seattle...
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. (Maybe because I'm only 5'7"?)
No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. (Kinda takes the fun out of being an arsonist!)
Where I grew up...
In Arkansas...
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. (Cause we control how high the river rises.)
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (Thank you, Sir! May I please have another?)0 -
Now this Maryland law makes complete sense!
It is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."0 -
I used to live in British Columbia, Canada, where they have a law against "riding a horse furiously on a roadway" so I made very certain to ride my horse happily...0
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I live in Virginia and here is some of our crazy laws:
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
It is illegal to tickle women.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
Well it looks like I am going to jail cause I broke the law on the first two. oops!!! Guess it's a good thing I didn't get caught ;0)0 -
I thought for sure this thread was going to be about someone who got arrested, but looking for a way to stay on track while locked up!0
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New Hampshire
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.0 -
Apparently driving your motorcycle 146 mph is against the law in Washington! I didn't slow down to ask though.............I just assumed it when the lights came on after I passed the trooper;)0
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Is "taking a lion to the movies" a euphemism for something? I don't get why you would do that.0
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I thought for sure this thread was going to be about someone who got arrested, but looking for a way to stay on track while locked up!
I thought that also...0 -
Live in Minnesota.. It is illegal to carry a Chicken over your head across the border from Wisconsin into Minnesota.0
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I grew up in Tennessee, which still has a brothel law. Any more than X number of unmarried women cannot share a house by law. We had no sorority houses as a result.0
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I live in Virginia and here is some of our crazy laws:
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
Wow, those sound like the dumb laws on the books still in Utah! (Although theirs adds the after 9pm, lights out, no children in the house, both parties covered from the waist up/knees down (which means either wear a t-shirt and knee-socks, or cut a hole in the sheets), for procreation only, woman's knees may not rise higher than the man's hips, and both parties must be married. It does NOT, however, state they must be married to each other!)
It's illegal in Utah to use a salamander as fish bait.
Now I live in Washington ... it's illegal to shoot an Antwerp Messenger Pigeon here, apparently. Darn ... 50 just flew over the other day and I thought "mmm, pigeon sounds good for dinner"
Edited b/c my fingers typed "copulation" when my brain signaled "procreation"0 -
ALSO... It is illegal to have a snowball fight. Just sayin' what kid goes without a good snowball fight?0
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I thought for sure this thread was going to be about someone who got arrested, but looking for a way to stay on track while locked up!
I was hoping for that myself.0 -
I live in Pennsylvania...and you'd never believe this but
1.It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.:yawn:
2.You may not sing in the bathtub.:bigsmile:
3.A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.:devil:
4.It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. (I guess this also means...my father couldn't live with me and my 10 sisters, grandmother and my mom her 3 sisters) :noway:
5.You may not catch a fish with your hands.:ohwell:
6.You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.:sick:0 -
PA:
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. (glad i sleep on mine indoors)
You may not sing in the bathtub.(why)
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. (Pittsburgh)0 -
You can get 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus in Arizona0
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Another MD law.... Persons may not swear while on the highway. Uh yeah right! My commute is one long string of swear words lol!0
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Ilinois
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
More stupid laws from my state...
Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
Chicago
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
Cicero
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
Crete
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
Crystal Lake
If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city’s water to water it.
Evanston
Bowling is forbidden.
Galesburg
There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
Horner
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
Joliet
Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town’s name mispronounced ‘Jolly-ETTE’ when all local folk know it’s pronounced ‘Joe-lee-ETTE’, made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
Kenilworth
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
Kirkland
Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland’s streets.
Normal
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Orland Park
No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.
Ottawa
Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
Park Ridge
Trucks may only park inside closed garages.
Rock Island
Citizens are taxed because it rains on their property.
Zion
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.0 -
Oregon:
It is illegal to pump your own gas.
Oklahoma (where I used to live):
Whaling is illegal.0
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