The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    My pick up line: Are you and angle?

    Cause you look right to me! ;)
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
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    "Im just looking for a tall blonde who can suck the balls off a trailer hitch"

    Yep, actually had this said to me.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    "Im just looking for a tall blonde who can suck the balls off a trailer hitch"

    Yep, actually had this said to me.

    That was a while ago but you still remember! You really do want me!
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474
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    i bet your like holding two pumpkins on my lap. happy halloween.
  • stingray_vette
    stingray_vette Posts: 3
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    "Im just looking for a tall blonde who can suck the balls off a trailer hitch"

    Yep, actually had this said to me.


    hummmmm
  • stingray_vette
    stingray_vette Posts: 3
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    I don't have a trailer hitch, but I'm just saying............
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
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    Know what goes and cums well with a stingray vett....me ;p
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
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    "Did you sit on a pile of sugar?

    because you have a sweet *kitten*."
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    i have a job for those lips and it ain't kissing ;)
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
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    You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
  • kevokie
    kevokie Posts: 53 Member
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  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
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    You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

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