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    Dentist appointment today.... do I HAVE to brush my teeth ?

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    • Posts: 241 Member
      Only if Colgate fits in your macros...
    • Posts: 2,178 Member
      For some reason this thread has me thinking of the scene in Grease.

      Brusha brusha brusha them REAL good!!!

      I think you're mixing up the scene in Grease with Jan mimicking the commercial with Devo's "Whip It" song...

      Either way, that'd be a swell mash-up. Someone get on writing that jingle STAT!
    • Posts: 1,483 Member
      Only if Colgate fits in your macros...

      Oh hell...now you just took this thread to a whole other level.
    • Posts: 104 Member
      This thread really grossed me out. Thanks a lot, OP. I can't believe you were serious. Ew.
    • Posts: 657 Member
      now I know why dentists have the highest suicide rate -_-

      don't think Imma be a dentist in cali anymore...thanks !
    • Posts: 1,407 Member
      Eat a whole box of oreos in the waiting area.










      Steven Wright.....................
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      um, well it's pretty rude not to. you're going to be breathing right in their face. my orthodontist won't even let you go to the back if you haven't brushed. you gotta stand in the lobby and brush in front of everyone!
    • Posts: 2,105 Member
      I brush and floss just before going to the dentist although if I hated my dentist or his assistants then I might skip it and let them play Dora the Explorer with my food bits.

      .. and then they'd start hating you.

      And they'd have you sitting in a chair.

      Without painkillers.

      And they'd have sharp pointy metal things.

      In your mouth.

      Just sayin', if you hate your hygienist, it's probably best to find a new dentist's office.
    • Posts: 420 Member
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      I'll 2nd that

      water out the nose :laugh: ....greatest word ever!
    • Posts: 169 Member
      I always brush my teeth before the dentist.
      If you don't personally I think it would give the impression that you don't bother doing it.
      When you get your teeth cleaned by the dentist they aren't cleaning your whole tooth they are getting the easy to miss places that you don't get by yourself...


      So in conclusion yes you should clean your teeth, and who leaves their house without doing it anyway with stinky breath??
    • Posts: 4,941 Member
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      cockpocket is the greatest word I have ever read.

      Buahaha!! I was thinking the same thing :laugh:

      But in all honesty, brushing your teeth before hand makes sure they can get a good deep clean instead of just the surface.
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      Of course... floss too!
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.
    • Posts: 1,407 Member
      Cockpocket.................................soon to be censored............................new vocabulary word until then.
    • Posts: 838 Member
      Oh my garsh...for real. Just go delete the thread and change your screen name. Right now.

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 446 Member
      If I clean up for the housekeeper's first visit, you should brush for your dentist.
    • Posts: 284 Member
      Coming from someone in Dental School to become an orthodontist: Yes! Brush your teeth before going in!
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.
    • Posts: 506 Member
      I would so the dental assistant doesn't want to kick your *kitten*.
    • Posts: 49 Member
      This is just gross.. Of course you brush your teeth before the dentist :s
    • Posts: 18 Member
      The dentist is going to do it for you anyway. Why waste your time? ;D
    • Posts: 3,569 Member
      GREAT NEWS GUYS!

      Just got back from the dentist - NO CAVITIES!!!

      p.s. I spent about fifteen minutes scrubbing my mouth and flossing beforehand, mainly so I could get out of there quicker :)

      tumblr_mb7021FaAs1qmgfk4.jpg

      The big one is me and the little girl iz CAVITIES

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    • Posts: 124 Member
      I brush and floss just before going to the dentist although if I hated my dentist or his assistants then I might skip it and let them play Dora the Explorer with my food bits.

      ^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 9,248 Member
      :huh: I can't imagine why you'd even ask a question like this. Going to the dentist or not it's basic hygiene.....maybe I'm OCD but I brush after my mid morning coffee..........
    • Posts: 601
      EWW!
      Yes always brush your teeth before the dentist. You should really always brush your teeth before going out in public.
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.
      This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

      OMG... these are the winning comments :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,105 Member
      This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

      Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:
    • Posts: 192 Member
      Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.

      AHAHAHAHA. and the way they perform the procedure is the best. spread em wide.
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      Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

      have you not heard of vagina dentata??
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
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      Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

      Whether I should brush my sets of teeth*
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