Dentist appointment today.... do I HAVE to brush my teeth ?

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  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
    Only if Colgate fits in your macros...
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    For some reason this thread has me thinking of the scene in Grease.

    Brusha brusha brusha them REAL good!!!

    I think you're mixing up the scene in Grease with Jan mimicking the commercial with Devo's "Whip It" song...

    Either way, that'd be a swell mash-up. Someone get on writing that jingle STAT!
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Only if Colgate fits in your macros...

    Oh hell...now you just took this thread to a whole other level.
  • youcandooeet
    youcandooeet Posts: 104 Member
    This thread really grossed me out. Thanks a lot, OP. I can't believe you were serious. Ew.
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    now I know why dentists have the highest suicide rate -_-

    don't think Imma be a dentist in cali anymore...thanks !
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Eat a whole box of oreos in the waiting area.










    Steven Wright.....................
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
    um, well it's pretty rude not to. you're going to be breathing right in their face. my orthodontist won't even let you go to the back if you haven't brushed. you gotta stand in the lobby and brush in front of everyone!
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
    I brush and floss just before going to the dentist although if I hated my dentist or his assistants then I might skip it and let them play Dora the Explorer with my food bits.

    .. and then they'd start hating you.

    And they'd have you sitting in a chair.

    Without painkillers.

    And they'd have sharp pointy metal things.

    In your mouth.

    Just sayin', if you hate your hygienist, it's probably best to find a new dentist's office.
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member

    It makes me wonder if you wash your cockpocket before going to the gynecologist. Poor *kitten*.

    cockpocket is the greatest word I have ever read.

    I'll 2nd that

    water out the nose :laugh: ....greatest word ever!
  • sh4690
    sh4690 Posts: 169 Member
    I always brush my teeth before the dentist.
    If you don't personally I think it would give the impression that you don't bother doing it.
    When you get your teeth cleaned by the dentist they aren't cleaning your whole tooth they are getting the easy to miss places that you don't get by yourself...


    So in conclusion yes you should clean your teeth, and who leaves their house without doing it anyway with stinky breath??
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member

    It makes me wonder if you wash your cockpocket before going to the gynecologist. Poor *kitten*.

    cockpocket is the greatest word I have ever read.

    Buahaha!! I was thinking the same thing :laugh:

    But in all honesty, brushing your teeth before hand makes sure they can get a good deep clean instead of just the surface.
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    Of course... floss too!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Cockpocket.................................soon to be censored............................new vocabulary word until then.
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
    Oh my garsh...for real. Just go delete the thread and change your screen name. Right now.

    :laugh:
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
    If I clean up for the housekeeper's first visit, you should brush for your dentist.
  • her4g63
    her4g63 Posts: 284 Member
    Coming from someone in Dental School to become an orthodontist: Yes! Brush your teeth before going in!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.
  • Anomalia
    Anomalia Posts: 506 Member
    I would so the dental assistant doesn't want to kick your *kitten*.
  • KeriAnn06
    KeriAnn06 Posts: 49 Member
    This is just gross.. Of course you brush your teeth before the dentist :s
  • ashleydillinger
    ashleydillinger Posts: 18 Member
    The dentist is going to do it for you anyway. Why waste your time? ;D
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    GREAT NEWS GUYS!

    Just got back from the dentist - NO CAVITIES!!!

    p.s. I spent about fifteen minutes scrubbing my mouth and flossing beforehand, mainly so I could get out of there quicker :)

    tumblr_mb7021FaAs1qmgfk4.jpg

    The big one is me and the little girl iz CAVITIES

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  • Kagami_Taiga
    Kagami_Taiga Posts: 124 Member
    I brush and floss just before going to the dentist although if I hated my dentist or his assistants then I might skip it and let them play Dora the Explorer with my food bits.

    ^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    :huh: I can't imagine why you'd even ask a question like this. Going to the dentist or not it's basic hygiene.....maybe I'm OCD but I brush after my mid morning coffee..........
  • taytaylynn3
    taytaylynn3 Posts: 601
    EWW!
    Yes always brush your teeth before the dentist. You should really always brush your teeth before going out in public.
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    OMG... these are the winning comments :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
    Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.

    AHAHAHAHA. and the way they perform the procedure is the best. spread em wide.
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

    have you not heard of vagina dentata??
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

    Whether I should brush my sets of teeth*

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