Pop Tarts have chemicals that could kill you instantly
ZeroWoIf
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Yes that is right, and while my research is top secret at the moment I can tell you that a man by the name of Arnius is finalizing the report. He is a man that has been addicted to pop tarts and after working out suffered a massive stroke. He suffered and stroked badly for quite some time. Stroked so bad that his right arm got sore.
Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts:
1. windex
2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it with lighter fluid)
3. same chemicals found in drywall (now you know why it tastes like drywall)
Well I won't be discussed any further flavors at this moment due to privacy of our research but I will be happy to provide the chemicals inside your favorite pop tart. There is a pop tart that has crystal meth and you won't believe which one it is. It is actually the blueberry one in fact.
Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts:
1. windex
2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it with lighter fluid)
3. same chemicals found in drywall (now you know why it tastes like drywall)
Well I won't be discussed any further flavors at this moment due to privacy of our research but I will be happy to provide the chemicals inside your favorite pop tart. There is a pop tart that has crystal meth and you won't believe which one it is. It is actually the blueberry one in fact.
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Thanks in advance!0
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And where can I purchase these?0
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And where can I purchase these?
I was under the assumption that they can be purchased in home depot or a hardware store but they actually have them readily available for human consumption.0 -
Can I repair my plaster walls with pop tarts? If so, which flavor?0
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Can I repair my plaster walls with pop tarts? If so, which flavor?
Sounds like a plan - probably more durable than what's currently on my walls.0 -
I heard windex has the same chemicals that are used to make blueberry poptarts. If this doesn't make you want to start drinking windex, mmm boy
Part of a streak-free breakfast0 -
I'm so glad I found this before I finished re-doing my room!0
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A++, would laugh again0
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100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
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I tried to make repairs using pop tarts and everything went well up unit someone broke into my house and used a blow drier to toast the wall before they ate the whole thing. Probably would be a bad idea.0
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Challenge Accepted!0
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Yes that is right, and while my research is top secret at the moment I can tell you that a man by the name of Arnius is finalizing the report. He is a man that has been addicted to pop tarts and after working out suffered a massive stroke. He suffered and stroked badly for quite some time. Stroked so bad that his right arm got sore.
Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts:
1. windex
2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it with lighter fluid)
3. same chemicals found in drywall (now you know why it tastes like drywall)
Well I won't be discussed any further flavors at this moment due to privacy of our research but I will be happy to provide the chemicals inside your favorite pop tart. There is a pop tart that has crystal meth and you won't believe which one it is. It is actually the blueberry one in fact.
If you put enough butter on them it protects you though. ;-)0 -
I heard windex has the same chemicals that are used to make blueberry poptarts. If this doesn't make you want to start drinking windex, mmm boy
Part of a streak-free breakfast
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You win teh internet.100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
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Don't forget the secret, deadliest ingredient: A trigger finger. A pop tart shot my friend, killing him instantly.0
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gahhhhhh but they are so yummy. sad news
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I am going to fashion a shiv out of a strawberry pop tart, stab someone, then make him eat it. Good bye evidence.0
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Has anyone seen the new packages that Walmart sells? They are bigger than the box my shoes come in, and I wear a size 14. I thinkthere may be 48 Poptarts to a box. But at least they have strawberry, so you know they are healthy.0
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Well that explains why my mirror had a streak-free shine! See, I ran out of Windex AND paper towels, so I grabbed the closest thing to me: A blueberry Pop-Tart! I was desperate, but now I know it wasn't silly to use after all!0
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I heard windex has the same chemicals that are used to make blueberry poptarts. If this doesn't make you want to start drinking windex, mmm boy
Part of a streak-free breakfast
The person that does your laundry will appreciate this.0 -
100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
Actually, 100% of all people will die, regardless of what they eat! I don't care what's in them...if I see one, I'll eat it. I like to live dangerously...cuz that's how I roll.0 -
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Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts
I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah0 -
100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
Actually, 100% of all people will die, regardless of what they eat! I don't care what's in them...if I see one, I'll eat it. I like to live dangerously...cuz that's how I roll.
No joke gets by this guy
He's like a Joke Dreamcatcher0 -
Apples have cyanide in them AHHHHHHH no apples!! Just because they have common ingredient does not mean that they are the same. Do you know how many poisons contain the evil dreaded water?0
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Shucks, I probably have the ones with meth in them....must be why they are so addictive. I love my nom noms every once in a while...gotta have that 2 am .... snack.0
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Yes that is right, and while my research is top secret at the moment I can tell you that a man by the name of Arnius is finalizing the report. He is a man that has been addicted to pop tarts and after working out suffered a massive stroke. He suffered and stroked badly for quite some time. Stroked so bad that his right arm got sore.
Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts:
1. windex
2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it with lighter fluid)
3. same chemicals found in drywall (now you know why it tastes like drywall)
Well I won't be discussed any further flavors at this moment due to privacy of our research but I will be happy to provide the chemicals inside your favorite pop tart. There is a pop tart that has crystal meth and you won't believe which one it is. It is actually the blueberry one in fact.
Well duh, how do you think they get the fake filling to be blue? Windex is blue.... 2+2=windex.0 -
You get the flavor to match the paint color!!!Can I repair my plaster walls with pop tarts? If so, which flavor?
Sounds like a plan - probably more durable than what's currently on my walls.0 -
yes, I read this on a MFP forum, so I'm 100% sure that it might be true.Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah0 -
Does anyone have the calorie count on windex? I'm thinking that would be a good evening snack.0
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